The Law of Conservation of Anger

[Jasper]

I understand what's happening now.  Don't you see?

Everyone should not become raging psychopaths the moment two irate old dudes stop being angry.

I think they should go back to being angry, or someone is going to kill somebody.

[Cain]

I think we should have even more threads about this.  And hipsters, while we're at it.  We could combine the two.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

I think we should have even more threads about this.  And hipsters, while we're at it.  We could combine the two.

I concur, this is apple talk after all.  There are standards to uphold.

[Triple Zero]

but isn't the fact that we don't, a proof of FREE WILL?

[Doktor Howl]

I understand what's happening now.  Don't you see?

Everyone should not become raging psychopaths the moment two irate old dudes stop being angry.

I think they should go back to being angry, or someone is going to kill somebody.

Okay, I can do that.

But I'm still not fucking with new people.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'm going to stick with nice for a while.  Then when I come back as my true self it will fuck people up completely! 

[Jasper]

I understand what's happening now.  Don't you see?

Everyone should not become raging psychopaths the moment two irate old dudes stop being angry.

I think they should go back to being angry, or someone is going to kill somebody.

Okay, I can do that.

But I'm still not fucking with new people.

Phew...

Whatever you're doing to keep the ambient hate at human survivable levels... keep doing it.