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In case of emergency, please remove your bra.

Started by Suu, October 21, 2010, 04:35:12 PM

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Suu

http://defensetech.org/2010/10/20/in-case-of-emergency-please-remove-your-bra/?wh=wh

Quote"The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow," explains the eBra website.

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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

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REMOVE THE TIT HANGER, IT'S A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY.

Suu

It gives a whole new meaning to "save the ta-tas".
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AFK

I dunno, I think I'd feel more comfortable and secure with the contents of the eBra on my face.  (Assuming it is on my wife of course.) I think I'd be able to breathe a lot easier.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

Quote from: 1st Church of Suu, Princess. on October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.

I may have to suu you for whiplash.

Suu

Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:45:31 PM
Quote from: 1st Church of Suu, Princess. on October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.

I may have to suu you for whiplash.

Don't be such a boob.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios


Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

I always laugh when I come here, you guys are the breast.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Adios


Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

you guys are really milking this for all it's worth.
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