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In case of emergency, please remove your bra.

Started by Suu, October 21, 2010, 04:35:12 PM

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Suu

October 21, 2010, 04:35:12 PM
http://defensetech.org/2010/10/20/in-case-of-emergency-please-remove-your-bra/?wh=wh

Quote"The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage. Luckily, the wonderful design of the bra is already in the shape of a face mask and so with the addition of a few design features, the Emergency Bra enhances the efficiency of minimizing contaminated bypass air flow," explains the eBra website.

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Adios

#1
October 21, 2010, 04:36:45 PM
REMOVE THE TIT HANGER, IT'S A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY.

Suu

#2
October 21, 2010, 04:39:50 PM
It gives a whole new meaning to "save the ta-tas".
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#3
October 21, 2010, 04:40:01 PM
I dunno, I think I'd feel more comfortable and secure with the contents of the eBra on my face.  (Assuming it is on my wife of course.) I think I'd be able to breathe a lot easier.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#4
October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#5
October 21, 2010, 04:45:31 PM
Quote from: 1st Church of Suu, Princess. on October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.

I may have to suu you for whiplash.

Suu

#6
October 21, 2010, 04:48:39 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on October 21, 2010, 04:45:31 PM
Quote from: 1st Church of Suu, Princess. on October 21, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
I'd be running for my life with my hands over my chest to stop the bounce...but hey, at least I could still breathe.

I may have to suu you for whiplash.

Don't be such a boob.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

#7
October 21, 2010, 05:00:40 PM
Sorry, the mental picture was titillating.

Suu

#8
October 21, 2010, 05:02:21 PM
Knocker it off.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#9
October 21, 2010, 05:10:03 PM
I always laugh when I come here, you guys are the breast.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Adios

#10
October 21, 2010, 05:10:58 PM
That one was a real hooter.

Suu

#11
October 21, 2010, 05:11:53 PM
I'm so glad you got that off your chest.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#12
October 21, 2010, 05:13:54 PM
I've had enough.  Ta-tas
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#13
October 21, 2010, 05:16:39 PM
Stop trying to pad the thread!
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East Coast Hustle

#14
October 21, 2010, 05:26:28 PM
you guys are really milking this for all it's worth.
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