BREAKING: I JUST FOUND A GIF!

[Telarus]

http://io9.com/5898828/insane-gifs-put-cthulhu-and-mechs-in-old-library-of-congress-photographs

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Those are FUCKING AMAZING.  Saved to hard drive.

The bird woman looks like Granny Ssanf, though. 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Those are FUCKING AMAZING.  Saved to hard drive.

Indeed!

The bird woman looks like Granny Ssanf, though. 

No way! That's Mary Harris Jones, who earned the title "most dangerous woman in America" and would fucking anyone.

She looks like Eris incarnate to me.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Those are FUCKING AMAZING.  Saved to hard drive.

Indeed!

The bird woman looks like Granny Ssanf, though. 

No way! That's Mary Harris Jones, who earned the title "most dangerous woman in America" and would fucking anyone.

She looks like Eris incarnate to me.

Mother Jones is utterly badass, agreed.

We all sometimes take pics that don't look like us or are unflattering, though.

Granny Ssanf, OTOH, looked like this ALL the time.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Those are FUCKING AMAZING.  Saved to hard drive.

Indeed!

The bird woman looks like Granny Ssanf, though. 

No way! That's Mary Harris Jones, who earned the title "most dangerous woman in America" and would fucking anyone.

She looks like Eris incarnate to me.

Mother Jones is utterly badass, agreed.

We all sometimes take pics that don't look like us or are unflattering, though.

Granny Ssanf, OTOH, looked like this ALL the time.

AAAAAAAAH! IT'S TRUE!

[Bruno]

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

some people shouldn't be allowed around animals

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

some people shouldn't be allowed around animals

This.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

GREAT JUSTICE!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's kind of sad when you hate a baby.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's kind of sad when you hate a baby.

Yeah. My visceral reaction was "HAHA CAT KNOCKED HIS ASS OFF THE BED". I'm not proud of that.

Amending my brain to "STUPID DIPSHIT PARENT PUTS TODDLER WHO DOESN'T KNOW HIS ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND YET ON BED WITH INNOCENT CAT WHO COULD HAVE SCRATCHED HIS EYES OUT TRYING TO KEEP FROM BEING SMACKED AND MAULED HALF TO DEATH AND STANDS THERE WITH A CAMERA GOING 'COME ON, JOHNNY, HIT THE KITTY!'" 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's kind of sad when you hate a baby.

Yeah. My visceral reaction was "HAHA CAT KNOCKED HIS ASS OFF THE BED". I'm not proud of that.

Amending my brain to "STUPID DIPSHIT PARENT PUTS TODDLER WHO DOESN'T KNOW HIS ASS FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND YET ON BED WITH INNOCENT CAT WHO COULD HAVE SCRATCHED HIS EYES OUT TRYING TO KEEP FROM BEING SMACKED AND MAULED HALF TO DEATH AND STANDS THERE WITH A CAMERA GOING 'COME ON, JOHNNY, HIT THE KITTY!'" 

That was pretty much my exact mental process, too. Although it could have happened faster than they could react, my big question was "why would you stick a baby and a cat on a bed together in the first place?" I've had enough babies and cats to know that can go south really fast.

[Bruno]

I wonder what the baby was mad about to make him lash out at the kitty.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I wonder what the baby was mad about to make him lash out at the kitty.

My amateur analysis is that the cat was already pissed... having seen babies and cats interact before, my guess is that the kid tried to do something to it that the cat did not appreciate, and the cat scratched or hissed at him, causing him to cry and hit the cat.

[Cain]

My analysis is that the baby is, as a representative of an oppressive, neo-colonial, anthropocentric power, aka the Human Race, is attempting to subjugate and coerce the cat with a display of power.  This attempted "shock and awe" approach is designed to shatter the defiance and mental defences of the cat, and allow the baby, as an agent of the human race, to bind the cat to his will and "interests".

That the cat retalitated is an act of successful political resistance, and should be lauded as such.  Though it wont be, given the broad appeal of anthropcentrism among humanity.

[/the PETA Centre for Political Analysis]