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ATTN, Doktor Prolapse/Syn:

Started by Doktor Howl, October 26, 2010, 03:56:36 AM

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Doktor Howl

HAVING SEEN YOUR NEW AVATAR, I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOUR JAW IS TOO LARGE.

YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE THE 300 DUDE.

FIX THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU TURN INTO FREDRICK DOUGLAS.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!  DON'T THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME!
Molon Lube

Triple Zero

QUICKLY!! I CAN SEE HIM HIDING RIGHT BEHIND THAT HUGE--HOLY SHIT THAT IS HIS JAW

OH. MY. GOD.

OHMYGODOHMYGOD

I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THEM IN WORLD WAR TWO WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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