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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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ATTN, Doktor Prolapse/Syn:

Started by Doktor Howl, October 26, 2010, 03:56:36 AM

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Doktor Howl

October 26, 2010, 03:56:36 AM
HAVING SEEN YOUR NEW AVATAR, I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT YOUR JAW IS TOO LARGE.

YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE THE 300 DUDE.

FIX THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU TURN INTO FREDRICK DOUGLAS.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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October 26, 2010, 10:34:13 PM
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!  DON'T THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME!
Molon Lube

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October 26, 2010, 11:14:21 PM
QUICKLY!! I CAN SEE HIM HIDING RIGHT BEHIND THAT HUGE--HOLY SHIT THAT IS HIS JAW

OH. MY. GOD.

OHMYGODOHMYGOD

I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THEM IN WORLD WAR TWO WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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