Unlimited East Coast Opera Thread

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David Lynch's: Tuscon.

[Richter]

That reminds me...

David Lynch's: Tuscon.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING OPERA?

You've had my scripts for a week, and have yet to turn in a single playable note.  And NO, I am not blasting the hall with brown noise, 2600 hertz, or a Mythbusters commercial on repeat! 

I admit that it would be perfect for a modern work, but we're going for a period peice.  Well, a period piece as written by deranged war vets and dominatrices on mescaline. 

I've jsut finished the climax song to the Bavarian nipple duel between Hans and Dieter.  You just need to write the harmonies for the sympathetic background scream chorus, and tlak our buddy, the little japanese dude who sings italian opera into doing a cameo, and we can call it a week. 

[Suu]

That reminds me...

David Lynch's: Tuscon.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING OPERA?

You've had my scripts for a week, and have yet to turn in a single playable note.  And NO, I am not blasting the hall with brown noise, 2600 hertz, or a Mythbusters commercial on repeat! 

I admit that it would be perfect for a modern work, but we're going for a period peice.  Well, a period piece as written by deranged war vets and dominatrices on mescaline. 

I've jsut finished the climax song to the Bavarian nipple duel between Hans and Dieter.  You just need to write the harmonies for the sympathetic background scream chorus, and tlak our buddy, the little japanese dude who sings italian opera into doing a cameo, and we can call it a week. 

Are we REALLY bringing the Hitler Youth guys into this again? Well, at least they can sing.

[Richter]

They'll be characters.  Inspired by the IRL ones, maybe, but all representations to persons living or dead ARE purely coincidental.

[Suu]

They'll be characters.  Inspired by the IRL ones, maybe, but all representations to persons living or dead ARE purely coincidental.

According to Enzo there were a couple of guys from the SS in there last week. We need to keep that in mind for Anne Frank: The Musical.

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Who could that be upstairs?
I don't know!
Hiding unawares?
I don't know!
It's that clever little girl,
who captivates the world,
with her hijinks in the attic,
whereabouts is enigmatic,
THAT'S RIGHT!

(I really mean it)

It's ANNE!

Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh

ANNE!

Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

[Doktor Howl]

I approve of this asshattery.   

[Suu]

Who could that be upstairs?
I don't know!
Hiding unawares?
I don't know!
It's that clever little girl,
who captivates the world,
with her hijinks in the attic,
whereabouts is enigmatic,
THAT'S RIGHT!

(I really mean it)

It's ANNE!

Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh

ANNE!

Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh  Buh-Buh-Buh

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

We're going to make millions.

[Suu]

Fuck...Now I have Dentist! From Little Shop of Horrors in my head, only instead of dentist, it's SS.

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck...Now I have Dentist! From Little Shop of Horrors in my head, only instead of dentist, it's SS.

I'm in the esss esssss...
And a SUCCESS!

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Featuring Ernest Borgnine as the SS officer you love to hate and Liza Minelli as Anne Frank

[Richter]

Defenestrate Liza RIGHT NOW.  You have to hear Sarah Silverman's take on the reprise of "If I were Gay".

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WE HAVE OUR OWN THREAD NOW!

RICHTER: Start swindling wealthy dowagers to fund this production!
SUU: Get me my blue blankie!
DOK HOWL: FIND US A PLACE IN TUSCON TO PUT THIS ON! IT'S BOUND TO FLOP! WE'LL BE RICH AS ASTRONAUTS!

[Suu]

Only if John Barrowman get's to play Peter.



Hot gay Scotsman is HAWT AND GAY. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXj-SCx5dY

[Doktor Howl]

WE HAVE OUR OWN THREAD NOW!

RICHTER: Start swindling wealthy dowagers to fund this production!
SUU: Get me my blue blankie!
DOK HOWL: FIND US A PLACE IN TUSCON TO PUT THIS ON! IT'S BOUND TO FLOP! WE'LL BE RICH AS ASTRONAUTS!

The Jewish-American Cultural Center has a full stage.