A Short History, part 5 of 5

[Jasper]

Apparently I missed this series, so based on this one I went back and read them all!

This, to me, is literature at it's finest.

Thank you, Siggy...You DID read "A Brief Explanation, parts 1-5, right?  If not, when you have time...But remember to read them in order.

I did, and I still flail my arms as though I were Kermit at the mere thought of it.

[Doktor Howl]

Apparently I missed this series, so based on this one I went back and read them all!

This, to me, is literature at it's finest.

Thank you, Siggy...You DID read "A Brief Explanation, parts 1-5, right?  If not, when you have time...But remember to read them in order.

I did, and I still flail my arms as though I were Kermit at the mere thought of it.

You will allow Doktor Howl his little joke. 

[Doktor Howl]

So it's a good lesson - care about shit that's fun, fuck the shit that isn't fun.

Champagne for my real friends - real pain for my sham friends.

This.  And that.

[East Coast Hustle]

I was waiting to pass judgment on this series, because as much as I always enjoy your writing I was hoping that this one would end with a sense of optimism.

East German Judge gave this series a 10/10 and didn't even require his usual bribe of a case of 2-ply toilet paper and a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.

[Doktor Howl]

I was waiting to pass judgment on this series, because as much as I always enjoy your writing I was hoping that this one would end with a sense of optimism.

East German Judge gave this series a 10/10 and didn't even require his usual bribe of a case of 2-ply toilet paper and a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.

I never know how these things are going to end until it happens.

Well, this one, anyway.  I had the shaggy dog story in the last series in mind from the get go.

[Hoser McRhizzy]

  It is rather a pity that so few kings are as wise and decisive as Old King Cram, because the world - and we ourselves - would be happier if more kings realized that not every concern is worthy of a king's attention.

for the entire OP!

That one line though.  Pure gold and it is a shame it's not required to be memorized and practiced by every politician whether royal or not!!!!

^also this^

I loved reading these last two series..es...

[Jasper]

Apparently I missed this series, so based on this one I went back and read them all!

This, to me, is literature at it's finest.

Thank you, Siggy...You DID read "A Brief Explanation, parts 1-5, right?  If not, when you have time...But remember to read them in order.

I did, and I still flail my arms as though I were Kermit at the mere thought of it.

You will allow Doktor Howl his little joke.  

, a thousand times

[Doktor Howl]

Apparently I missed this series, so based on this one I went back and read them all!

This, to me, is literature at it's finest.

Thank you, Siggy...You DID read "A Brief Explanation, parts 1-5, right?  If not, when you have time...But remember to read them in order.

I did, and I still flail my arms as though I were Kermit at the mere thought of it.

You will allow Doktor Howl his little joke.  

, a thousand times

Could be worse.  You could be me, gritting my teeth in ancipation of Penumbral showing up and spagging my thread with lyrics by some dead rapper named Eyedea.

[Doktor Howl]

  It is rather a pity that so few kings are as wise and decisive as Old King Cram, because the world - and we ourselves - would be happier if more kings realized that not every concern is worthy of a king's attention.

for the entire OP!

That one line though.  Pure gold and it is a shame it's not required to be memorized and practiced by every politician whether royal or not!!!!

^also this^

I loved reading these last two series..es...

Thanks.  It's been a useful exercise to keep me writing.  I'll probably do one more 5 part series, and then find a new gimmick.

[Cuddlefish]

MiTTenS!

Tho, I somehow... missed parts 2-4...

*goes digging*

[Don Coyote]

racist ass-goblins like snakeman.

[Eater of Clowns]

Enjoyed the series, Dok, specifically this one and the one featuring Enabler, Freeky, and TGG.