Christine O'Donnell DELIVERS.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

O'Donnell is a "born-again virgin", does not wax her lady parts, anonymous source reports

http://gawker.com/5674353/

I hate admitting this but she would be adorable if it weren't for the batshit crazy part.

I'd have a one-night stand with her.  

Did you miss the part of the story where she is an insufferable cocktease?

Wait, how is SHE a cocktease when he's the one who rolled over and went to sleep after taking her panties off? Sounds like the dude's the tease.

FTFA:

Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

Dictionary definition of a cocktease.

Why? How is being a naked and willing virgin more of a tease than being a naked and willing whore?

Forgot the other part of the quote: "And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night."

Yes but that just means she wasn't going to allow penetration. The very next sentence:

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Also, I call bullshit. What straight man is so turned off by bush that he just loses interest at the sight of a hairy pussy?

That's why I said he made the comment just to demean her. If I had to guess, either he had beer dick or he wasn't into heavy naked non-penetrating play.

Or he has pubephobia.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Also, I call bullshit. What straight man is so turned off by bush that he just loses interest at the sight of a hairy pussy?

Yeah, that part of the story was so unbelievable to me, that I ended up completely doubting the whole thing.

On the other hand, the film she had made about her opponent in the primary was utter bullshit.

It's the LBJ move...Make the bastard deny it."

Which also makes her a shitheel on top of being ignorant and a hypocrite.

[Doktor Howl]

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Also, I call bullshit. What straight man is so turned off by bush that he just loses interest at the sight of a hairy pussy?

Yeah, that part of the story was so unbelievable to me, that I ended up completely doubting the whole thing.

On the other hand, the film she had made about her opponent in the primary was utter bullshit.

It's the LBJ move...Make the bastard deny it."

Which also makes her a shitheel on top of being ignorant and a hypocrite.

WELCOME TO POLITICS 101!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Also, I call bullshit. What straight man is so turned off by bush that he just loses interest at the sight of a hairy pussy?

Yeah, that part of the story was so unbelievable to me, that I ended up completely doubting the whole thing.

I think the whole thing is a setup and he's working for her.

[the last yatto]

Or maybe he didn't have a cigar

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Also, I call bullshit. What straight man is so turned off by bush that he just loses interest at the sight of a hairy pussy?

Yeah, that part of the story was so unbelievable to me, that I ended up completely doubting the whole thing.

I think the whole thing is a setup and he's working for her.

She should have hired a better dude to rag on her bush then 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Also, I call bullshit. What straight man is so turned off by bush that he just loses interest at the sight of a hairy pussy?

Yeah, that part of the story was so unbelievable to me, that I ended up completely doubting the whole thing.

I think the whole thing is a setup and he's working for her.

She should have hired a better dude to rag on her bush then 

Perhaps using the phrase crotch tribble? It has the added benefit of sounding like crotch tribbing.