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I tested positive for lupus, and where is the damn YouTube links thread?

Started by Disco Pickle, November 03, 2010, 01:21:28 PM

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Cramulus

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2011/06/metro_north_fight_conductor_well_educated_video.php

QuoteThe award for most insufferable person of the week goes (not without a challenge) to the woman yelling at her Metro-North conductor, who calmly asked the customer to "keep it down and stop using profanity or to take it to the vestibule," according to the YouTube description. "Do you know what schools I've been to and how well-educated I am?" the woman says in the most obnoxious tone; it's like a parody of a wealthy woman.

"Do you think I'm a little hoodlum?" she demands. "I'm not a crazy person, I'm a very well-educated person," she says again. The conductor stays impossibly calm, even when the irate passenger touches her arm.

The college-educated psycho rightfully became the laughing stock of the train when an announcement later reminded passengers to behave, "especially those people who went to Harvard or Yale or are from Westport." And now, welcome to the internet, asshole.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Your Mom on June 11, 2011, 07:51:02 PM
I'm listening to this and pretending to enjoy it, in order to troll my children: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcvVPuJVKcs&feature=related

I love all the other songs slowly die off until only Piano Man remains.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Bruno

Struttin' that ass!
Struttin' that ass!
Struttin' that ass!
Struttin' that ass!
Struttin' that ass!
Struttin' that ass!
Struttin' that ass!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nft9Y51IOfc&feature=player_embedded
Formerly something else...


Prince Glittersnatch III

http://youtu.be/GxPnhKN2A5Q

Skip to 7:40 to hear about how your teeth are damning you to hell and are the reason no one listened to Jesus.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Disco Pickle

"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Iason Ouabache

24 minute video of chess commentary. Sounds boring as hell but I was glued to the screen. Definitely better than when they show asshats playing poker on tv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M624T3PTggU
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Iason Ouabache

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Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Igor

Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Igor

Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Igor on June 23, 2011, 12:33:20 PM
Funniest cookery series on youtube:

My Drunk Kitchen
I was ready to say you were full of bullshit and Epic Meal Time will always be the funniest cooking series on Youtube... but she is fucking hilarious. I want to marry this woman.
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Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."