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Wiccan rape victim gets sexually assaulted by TSA

Started by Suu, November 09, 2010, 04:34:10 PM

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Cain

#150
November 21, 2010, 03:20:00 PM
Ron Paul has introduced legislation to prevent TSA people from groping everyone.

Expect this to be voted against by sexually frustrated Congressmen, advised by their sexually frustrated policy experts and researchers, all of whom would have to pay at least $20 for the pleasure otherwise (or hunt down the Congressional Page).

Sister Fracture

#151
November 21, 2010, 04:12:15 PM
Damn.
Roaring Berserkery Bunny of the North End™

A Tucsonite is like a Christian in several important ways.  For one thing, they believe what they say about their god in the most literal, straightfaced way possible.  For another, they both know their god can hear them.  The difference between the two, however, is quite vast in terms of their relationship with their god; Christians believe in His benevolence, but Tucsonites KNOW of The City's spite and hate.

Suu

#152
November 22, 2010, 01:06:59 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#153
November 22, 2010, 05:11:49 PM
SNL did a fake phone sex/call girl commercial with this in mind:  "Lonely, need to be felt up in all the most intimate places?  THEN GO TO AN AIRPORT AND GO THROUGH SECURITY!"

I think this might get mitigated further (they already threw out the "kids have to be felt up too) as backlash continues...who knows.

AFK

#154
November 22, 2010, 05:16:17 PM
I bet Larry Craig flies a lot now. 
I imagine the wide stance helps move things along. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Precious Moments Zalgo

#155
November 23, 2010, 02:15:08 AM
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Suu

#156
November 23, 2010, 03:10:35 AM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 23, 2010, 02:15:08 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 22, 2010, 01:06:59 PM
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/11/19/national/main7070415.shtml


BAMP.
That happened at my local airport.  So did this.

Wow, that post hit Godwin's Law on the 2nd comment. That's gotta be a new record.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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