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Started by Suu, November 09, 2010, 04:34:10 PM

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LMNO

#135
November 18, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
I'm pretty sure that because of my family, you all already have had information added to your files at the NSA.

The Good Reverend Roger

#136
November 18, 2010, 07:39:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 18, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
I'm pretty sure that because of my family, you all already have had information added to your files at the NSA.

Yeah, well, let 'em.  I've done nothing that I'm ashamed of, as shocked and disgusted as they may be.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#137
November 18, 2010, 07:42:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 18, 2010, 07:17:38 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 18, 2010, 07:12:22 PM
Its exactly what I'd do, as a terrorist.  Planes are ideal, but crowded places are also very good.

It's because people forget that terrorism is about, you know, creating terror, and not about stealing planes.

"It's not about MAKING money, it's about TAKING money"  -Dr. Horrible
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#138
November 18, 2010, 07:42:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on November 18, 2010, 07:42:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 18, 2010, 07:17:38 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 18, 2010, 07:12:22 PM
Its exactly what I'd do, as a terrorist.  Planes are ideal, but crowded places are also very good.

It's because people forget that terrorism is about, you know, creating terror, and not about stealing planes.

"It's not about MAKING money, it's about TAKING money"  -Dr. Horrible

Same thought hit my brain at the same time.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#139
November 18, 2010, 08:51:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 18, 2010, 07:11:00 PM
Ahem...


It was a Wednesday morning.  The JFK airport was jammed full of holiday travellers, desperate to get to Grandma's house so they could stuff their faces and watch the Patriots beat the living shit out of the Lions.  Due to security concerns, there was a back up at the carry-on and basckscatter checkpoint.  At the front of the line, a heavily armed man examined IDs and Boarding Passes before asking if the customer wanted to be irradiated or groped.  Travellers were warned that there might be up to a two hour wait, and the line twisted and turned upon itself a half dozen times.  

A flash of light, and a clap of thunder.  No one noticed the pale-skinned man with dark hair and a parka that had just walked in the airport and went up to the end of the line.  The bomb strapped to his chest was filled with nails and ball bearings, and ripped through the crowd like wet tissue paper.  As the smoke cleared, the TVs overhead began broadcasting images of carnage from across the country, of terrorists bypassing the hijacking altogether, and killing Americans who were patiently waiting to be considered Safe.

This is really just a matter of time. EVERYONE has thought of it, which means that the actual terrorist masterminds thought of it first and are just biding their time. Another reason I don't fly (as if I need more reasons). TSA has created a perfect target.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#140
November 19, 2010, 02:04:16 AM
I AM GOD, I'M IN CHARGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhkQoiaf7Uc

Yup, power definitely not going to their heads at all...  :horrormirth:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#141
November 19, 2010, 02:17:20 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 19, 2010, 02:04:16 AM
I AM GOD, I'M IN CHARGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhkQoiaf7Uc

Yup, power definitely not going to their heads at all...  :horrormirth:

ASHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!

Freeky, are you posting all of these on your FB page? Or should I be on it?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#142
November 19, 2010, 02:29:53 AM
Oshit I didn't know until now that TSA also has jurisdiction over buses. Really? BUSES?

MOTHERFUCKING TERRORISTS ON A BUS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hT8hfrak9I
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#143
November 19, 2010, 02:33:49 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 19, 2010, 02:17:20 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 19, 2010, 02:04:16 AM
I AM GOD, I'M IN CHARGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhkQoiaf7Uc

Yup, power definitely not going to their heads at all...  :horrormirth:

ASHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEE!

Freeky, are you posting all of these on your FB page? Or should I be on it?
I already posted this one, but yeah, can anyone say, stanford prison experiment?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Freeky

#144
November 19, 2010, 02:41:14 AM
I'm only going to post one link a day now, so that the non-PD masses won't get overloaded with information. Feel free to post whatever you guys want to, though, it'll be very helpful. :)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#145
November 19, 2010, 03:16:21 AM
On it!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Epimetheus

#146
November 19, 2010, 06:07:41 AM
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Kai

#147
November 19, 2010, 12:00:11 PM
LMNO, I am going to be doing a lot of flying in several weeks.

You have now officially freaked me the fuck /out/.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Triple Zero

#148
November 19, 2010, 01:50:09 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 19, 2010, 02:04:16 AM
I AM GOD, I'M IN CHARGE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhkQoiaf7Uc

Yup, power definitely not going to their heads at all...  :horrormirth:

HOLY FUCK
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#149
November 19, 2010, 02:17:25 PM
Quote from: ϗ on November 19, 2010, 12:00:11 PM
LMNO, I am going to be doing a lot of flying in several weeks.

You have now officially freaked me the fuck /out/.

Whoopsie.
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