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Started by Suu, November 09, 2010, 04:34:10 PM

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#90
November 16, 2010, 05:09:15 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 04:55:12 PM
Metallic nipple pasties.

ESPECIALLY if you're a man.

With tassels?
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Freeky

#91
November 16, 2010, 05:15:00 PM
Quote from: Unqualified on November 16, 2010, 05:09:15 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 04:55:12 PM
Metallic nipple pasties.

ESPECIALLY if you're a man.

With tassels?

And penis shaped.

Reginald Ret

#92
November 16, 2010, 09:38:56 PM
write a fun EULA on your body.

example:
QuoteBy reading this you agree to give up all your rights as a TSA officer and have now undergone a binding contract to strip completely and immediately everytime you put someone through the scanner.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#93
November 16, 2010, 09:41:11 PM
I think that the deal should be reciprocal; all of the TSA employees should be required to have backscatter images of themselves posted prominently around the airport.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#94
November 17, 2010, 01:48:49 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 16, 2010, 04:24:03 PM
Paint something on your chest/torso that reads something like, "I know you want to hit this."  Or would the machines not pick that up? 

No, they wouldn't, that's not how it works.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#95
November 17, 2010, 01:49:51 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 16, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
I have a craving to sell t-shirts that say "I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A TSA EMPLOYEE" at airports around Christmas time.

Why wait for christmas?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#96
November 17, 2010, 01:51:25 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 17, 2010, 01:48:49 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 16, 2010, 04:24:03 PM
Paint something on your chest/torso that reads something like, "I know you want to hit this."  Or would the machines not pick that up? 

No, they wouldn't, that's not how it works.

It would work just fine if you used a metal-infused paint.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#97
November 17, 2010, 02:12:48 AM
Glitter paint would probably do the trick.

From Boingboing
QuoteNDR, the German public radio broadcaster, reports that airport pornoscanners are unable to cope with pleats:
    While some passengers are being asked to remove thicker clothes such as jumpers, NDR reported that the devices are regularly malfunctioning due to creases in lighter clothes such as blouses and skirts.
:lulz: Man, I'm going the glitter paint, thick sweater, and skirt route next time I fly.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Lies

#98
November 17, 2010, 03:13:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 01:51:25 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 17, 2010, 01:48:49 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 16, 2010, 04:24:03 PM
Paint something on your chest/torso that reads something like, "I know you want to hit this."  Or would the machines not pick that up? 

No, they wouldn't, that's not how it works.

It would work just fine if you used a metal-infused paint.

Fair point.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#99
November 17, 2010, 04:53:11 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on November 17, 2010, 02:12:48 AM
Glitter paint would probably do the trick.

From Boingboing
QuoteNDR, the German public radio broadcaster, reports that airport pornoscanners are unable to cope with pleats:
    While some passengers are being asked to remove thicker clothes such as jumpers, NDR reported that the devices are regularly malfunctioning due to creases in lighter clothes such as blouses and skirts.
:lulz: Man, I'm going the glitter paint, thick sweater, and skirt route next time I fly.

I like this. I like it A LOT. I like it so much that I'm going to wear a thick, tinselly sweater next time I fly, and nothing beneath it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#100
November 17, 2010, 04:59:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 04:53:11 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on November 17, 2010, 02:12:48 AM
Glitter paint would probably do the trick.

From Boingboing
QuoteNDR, the German public radio broadcaster, reports that airport pornoscanners are unable to cope with pleats:
    While some passengers are being asked to remove thicker clothes such as jumpers, NDR reported that the devices are regularly malfunctioning due to creases in lighter clothes such as blouses and skirts.
:lulz: Man, I'm going the glitter paint, thick sweater, and skirt route next time I fly.

I like this. I like it A LOT. I like it so much that I'm going to wear a thick, tinselly sweater next time I fly, and nothing beneath it.
:fap:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#101
November 17, 2010, 05:41:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 17, 2010, 04:59:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 17, 2010, 04:53:11 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on November 17, 2010, 02:12:48 AM
Glitter paint would probably do the trick.

From Boingboing
QuoteNDR, the German public radio broadcaster, reports that airport pornoscanners are unable to cope with pleats:
    While some passengers are being asked to remove thicker clothes such as jumpers, NDR reported that the devices are regularly malfunctioning due to creases in lighter clothes such as blouses and skirts.
:lulz: Man, I'm going the glitter paint, thick sweater, and skirt route next time I fly.

I like this. I like it A LOT. I like it so much that I'm going to wear a thick, tinselly sweater next time I fly, and nothing beneath it.
:fap:

"What's that? Oh, no, sir; I don't mind taking off my sweater".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#102
November 17, 2010, 05:48:55 AM
Penn from Penn and Teller having a go at airport security!

http://bit.ly/8YUNRg
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#103
November 17, 2010, 06:13:09 AM
I LOVE this. I hope he does talk more about it, because people need to know that the local police CAN do something when the TSA crosses the line.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#104
November 17, 2010, 10:30:53 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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