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Wiccan rape victim gets sexually assaulted by TSA

Started by Suu, November 09, 2010, 04:34:10 PM

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#75
November 15, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
Yeah, violating the privacy of minors to keep America safe.

That's really giving it to the terrorists!

Thumbs up America.  Thumbs up!
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#76
November 15, 2010, 04:08:07 PM
You think they'd be mad if I did a little bump and grind in the scanner?
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Juana

#77
November 15, 2010, 04:23:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2010, 04:08:07 PM
You think they'd be mad if I did a little bump and grind in the scanner?
No, but it'd make them uncomfortable.
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LMNO

#78
November 15, 2010, 04:45:07 PM
If forced to go through a body scanner, I'd probably bend over and spread my asscheeks.  I only wish I could see the Screener's reaction.

Lies

#79
November 15, 2010, 10:46:31 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#80
November 15, 2010, 11:19:43 PM
Yeah, the TSA CLEARLY really needs to be able to see the naked bodies of 12-year-old girls. For national security.

Also, the reports that it's been confirmed that those images are being saved in some cases, and can be printed out or sent over the internet, are just dirty rumors being spread by the terrorist-loving media, pay them no mind. No TSA employees would want naked pictures of you or your kids for any purpose other than to ensure that your little girl isn't smuggling explosives in her Underoos.
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Juana

#81
November 16, 2010, 01:54:54 AM
 :argh!: :lulz:

New scanners mark 'victory' for lobbyists
QuoteThe new "naked scanners" at the airport can't spot stuff inside body cavities, meaning that any terrorist with an explosive buttplug can wander right through, his unusual gait notwidthstanding. Why would such limited machines have been bought at such massive expense, given the inevitable outcry over their invasiveness? Because well-connected lobbyists worked awfully hard to convince politicians otherwise.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Lies

#82
November 16, 2010, 02:00:30 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on November 16, 2010, 01:54:54 AM
:argh!: :lulz:

New scanners mark 'victory' for lobbyists
QuoteThe new "naked scanners" at the airport can't spot stuff inside body cavities, meaning that any terrorist with an explosive buttplug can wander right through, his unusual gait notwidthstanding. Why would such limited machines have been bought at such massive expense, given the inevitable outcry over their invasiveness? Because well-connected lobbyists worked awfully hard to convince politicians otherwise.
:horrormirth:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Freeky

#83
November 16, 2010, 02:08:04 AM
Why do I keep clicking on this thread. :cry: :x

Lies

#84
November 16, 2010, 02:10:30 AM
Quote from: Tyrone on November 16, 2010, 02:08:04 AM
Why do I keep clicking on this thread. :cry: :x
For the same reason you can't turn away from a horrible 5 car pileup.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cain

#85
November 16, 2010, 11:36:49 AM
I approve of the TSA's actions.

Now every bastard has to suffer along the lines of what I've suffered for the past four years, anytime I've gone through an airport.  And the best part?

The "terrorists" they're trying to capture will just board via unsecured airports in the Third World commonly used for drug running, or kidnap the families of TSA staffers to induce cooperation.  Ha-ha, failed again, suckers!

SO LONG AS THERE IS A HUMAN ELEMENT INVOLVED IN PREVENTATIVE SECURITY MEASURES, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE PERFECT SECURITY. 

Ironically, though, the best form of security is an informed and aware group of passengers, like the one who stomped the Underpants bomber before he could burn his pants off entirely.  Barring cases like the Lockerbie bomber and the recent printer cartridge stupidity (which I still find fucking suspect, for the record) which can be deterred through careful screening of passenger luggage and cargo, the bomber themselves has to present on the plane...and they have to do some mighty suspicious actions to blow themselves up, like lighting matches and inserting them in odd places.  Actions which people around them will notice, since, as terrorists, they're going to pick the most packed airplanes possible, for maximum effect.

But that would involve trusting people, something government and so-called security experts are especially loathe to do when it comes to security.  Because providing security is the raison d'etre of government, and if you refuse a security expert's expertise, then they don't have a career.

Golden Applesauce

#86
November 16, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
I have a craving to sell t-shirts that say "I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A TSA EMPLOYEE" at airports around Christmas time.
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#87
November 16, 2010, 03:18:21 PM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 16, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
I have a craving to sell t-shirts that say "I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A TSA EMPLOYEE" at airports around Christmas time.

I can has?
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#88
November 16, 2010, 04:24:03 PM
Paint something on your chest/torso that reads something like, "I know you want to hit this."  Or would the machines not pick that up? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky

#89
November 16, 2010, 04:55:12 PM
Metallic nipple pasties.

ESPECIALLY if you're a man.
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