Wiccan rape victim gets sexually assaulted by TSA

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Since I fly quite often, I imagine this will affect me probably more than anyone else here.

I've decided to buy a very large "cheater" and demand the pat-down search. If they're gonna fondle my junk, they're at least going to come away impressed.

Hmmm

Maybe I should do that as well. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Since I fly quite often, I imagine this will affect me probably more than anyone else here.

I've decided to buy a very large "cheater" and demand the pat-down search. If they're gonna fondle my junk, they're at least going to come away impressed.

Hmmm

Maybe I should do that as well. 

I am in the presence of genius.  I owe both of you a drink.

[East Coast Hustle]

Since I fly quite often, I imagine this will affect me probably more than anyone else here.

I've decided to buy a very large "cheater" and demand the pat-down search. If they're gonna fondle my junk, they're at least going to come away impressed.

Hmmm

Maybe I should do that as well. 

If I find a deal on buying more than one, I'll get one for you.

[Cuddlefish]

Set up a group to arrive in the same line, and calmy, in unision begin to disrobe and wait their turn as if nothing is happening.

Pretty much what I was thinking.  Have someone there for photos.  Maybe try and get more than one major airport.  Maybe tip off the local news.

Hey, didn't Dimo say he was alright with some jail time recently?  

I have no qualms with getting nude in public...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Since I fly quite often, I imagine this will affect me probably more than anyone else here.

I've decided to buy a very large "cheater" and demand the pat-down search. If they're gonna fondle my junk, they're at least going to come away impressed.

Hmmm

Maybe I should do that as well. 

If I find a deal on buying more than one, I'll get one for you.

Sweeeeet!

[Triple Zero]

I think what they are basically doing here is to make the pat down procedure so unbearable, embarrassing, etc., that everyone decides to go through the scanners.  Social engineering at work. 

Apparently this is actually the case, according to this article:

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/10/for-the-first-time-the-tsa-meets-resistance/65390/

I asked him if he was looking forward to conducting the full-on pat-downs. "Nobody's going to do it," he said, "once they find out that we're going to do."

In other words, people, when faced with a choice, will inevitably choose the Dick-Measuring Device over molestation? "That's what we're hoping for. We're trying to get everyone into the machine." He called over a colleague. "Tell him what you call the back-scatter," he said. "The Dick-Measuring Device," I said. "That's the truth," the other officer responded.

and another article in the same series: http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2010/11/-are-any-parts-of-your-body-sore-asks-the-man-from-tsa/65482/

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm so going to wear a prosthetic, and when the TSA agent gets to my junk, I'm going to smile at them and say "So how do you like working here?" in a totally conversational tone.

[Triple Zero]

... also, only thing the terrorists have to do now is to strap their bombs in the underwear of underage kids.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Since I fly quite often, I imagine this will affect me probably more than anyone else here.

I've decided to buy a very large "cheater" and demand the pat-down search. If they're gonna fondle my junk, they're at least going to come away impressed.

Boy am I glad I fly on the company jet!!!

[the last yatto]

i think the cheapest flights at seatac are commuters to Portland and Spokane

[Whatever]

I'm so going to wear a prosthetic, and when the TSA agent gets to my junk, I'm going to smile at them and say "So how do you like working here?" in a totally conversational tone.

Almost makes you want to book the cheapest roundtrip flight you can find just to fuck with them.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I had money to spare, maybe I would. 

[Salty]

I'm so going to wear a prosthetic, and when the TSA agent gets to my junk, I'm going to smile at them and say "So how do you like working here?" in a totally conversational tone.

"By the way, that thing holds WAY more than 3oz of liquid, is that gonna be a problem?"

[Kai]

I'm so going to wear a prosthetic, and when the TSA agent gets to my junk, I'm going to smile at them and say "So how do you like working here?" in a totally conversational tone.

"By the way, that thing holds WAY more than 3oz of liquid, is that gonna be a problem?"

to this, the TSA, and Amurrica, god bless ye.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Looks like there are concerns about the safety of backscatter machines: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126833083