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November 10, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/11/07/a-restaurant-where-anyone-over-350-pounds-eats-for-free/

Quotemanagers just hired a 600-pound man named Blair River to be a model in their commercials

:memnoch:

FUCK YEAH
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Nephew Twiddleton

#1
November 10, 2010, 11:45:53 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on November 10, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/11/07/a-restaurant-where-anyone-over-350-pounds-eats-for-free/

Quotemanagers just hired a 600-pound man named Blair River to be a model in their commercials

:memnoch:

FUCK YEAH

Wait.

A restaurant.... where anyone over 350 lbs.... Eats... for free.....  :horrormirth:

They got it backwards. Anorexics should eat for free.
Fucking America.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 10, 2010, 11:49:03 PM
 :lulz:

I love this decade.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
November 10, 2010, 11:55:07 PM
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The restaurant is owned by former nutritionist Jon Basso, who ran a chain of seven Jenny Craig weight-loss centers in Oklahoma.

Talk about a 180
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The Good Reverend Roger

#4
November 10, 2010, 11:56:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 10, 2010, 11:55:07 PM
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The restaurant is owned by former nutritionist Jon Basso, who ran a chain of seven Jenny Craig weight-loss centers in Oklahoma.

Talk about a 180

He's a man after my own heart, come to think of it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
November 10, 2010, 11:57:52 PM
I have to admit, I'm laughing about this. It's not a healthy sounding laugh, but a laugh nonetheless.
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the last yatto

#6
November 11, 2010, 12:03:38 AM
O shit its like ladies night except for fat people
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
November 11, 2010, 12:11:17 AM
How far is Chandler from Tucson/Phoenix? I may have to see this for myself.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#8
November 11, 2010, 01:10:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 11, 2010, 12:11:17 AM
How far is Chandler from Tucson/Phoenix? I may have to see this for myself.

2-3 hours by car.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

eighteen buddha strike

#9
November 11, 2010, 02:36:29 AM
Say what you will about the horror-mirth of it, this seems like a terrible business model.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 11, 2010, 02:41:17 AM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on November 11, 2010, 02:36:29 AM
Say what you will about the horror-mirth of it, this seems like a terrible business model.

I think he just hates fat people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
November 11, 2010, 02:42:30 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on November 10, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
http://www.neatorama.com/2010/11/07/a-restaurant-where-anyone-over-350-pounds-eats-for-free/

Quotemanagers just hired a 600-pound man named Blair River to be a model in their commercials

:memnoch:

FUCK YEAH

Oh, yeah, the Heart Attack Grill.

It's been around for a while.  We're sort of proud and ashamed, all at the same time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#12
November 11, 2010, 02:43:30 AM
I heard about this place on either the travel channel or one of the food network channels.

Sounds like they cook a mean burger, and I mean that in every way.

Rumckle

#13
November 11, 2010, 04:34:33 AM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on November 11, 2010, 02:36:29 AM
Say what you will about the horror-mirth of it, this seems like a terrible business model.

I dunno, maybe the owner also owns a fuck load of shares in companies that specialise in pills for people with heart problems.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
November 11, 2010, 09:18:40 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 11, 2010, 04:34:33 AM
Quote from: eighteen buddha strike on November 11, 2010, 02:36:29 AM
Say what you will about the horror-mirth of it, this seems like a terrible business model.

I dunno, maybe the owner also owns a fuck load of shares in companies that specialise in pills for people with heart problems.

Considering he used to work for Jenny Craig, I figure it's probably the sort of thing where he just looked around a Walmart, maybe saw that he was fighting a losing battle and said, "fuck it. May as well help them kill themselves."
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