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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, November 13, 2010, 05:42:10 AM

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Cain

#45
November 16, 2010, 04:31:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 02:09:19 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 16, 2010, 01:26:10 AM
I mean, just look at the facts, I'm not going to make up your mind for you and I am not saying that you should believe that Obama is a Nazi, but just look at the facts.

Which facts would those be?  Please be specific.

Chicago Political Machine Progressive Maoist Muslim Son of Malcolm X.

What other evidence is required?

LMNO

#46
November 16, 2010, 04:35:59 PM
Of all people, Jon Stewart had a good insight into Beck, and is relevant to the immediate conversation.

He said something to the effect of, "What Beck does is list off a number of points and facts, most of which have some semblance of truth.  But then he goes and makes connections between them that have nothing to do with the reality we currently live in."

In other words, he give it the Law of Fives treatment, deliberately.

So sure, you can find things that Beck says which are true.  But I humbly request you show me instances where his final analysis is true.

East Coast Hustle

#47
November 16, 2010, 04:37:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 02:09:19 PM
Quote from: Gray Jester on November 16, 2010, 01:26:10 AM
I mean, just look at the facts, I'm not going to make up your mind for you and I am not saying that you should believe that Obama is a Nazi, but just look at the facts.

Which facts would those be?  Please be specific.

I'm pretty sure he was paraphrasing our buddy Glenn.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
November 16, 2010, 04:38:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 04:35:59 PM
Of all people, Jon Stewart had a good insight into Beck, and is relevant to the immediate conversation.

He said something to the effect of, "What Beck does is list off a number of points and facts, most of which have some semblance of truth.  But then he goes and makes connections between them that have nothing to do with the reality we currently live in."

In other words, he give it the Law of Fives treatment, deliberately.

So sure, you can find things that Beck says which are true.  But I humbly request you show me instances where his final analysis is true.


God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Ergo...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#49
November 16, 2010, 04:39:18 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 16, 2010, 04:37:35 PM
God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Ergo...

God blinded Ray Charles while making love?

Cain

#50
November 16, 2010, 04:39:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 04:38:04 PM
God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Ergo...

Obama is the next Hitler.

The Good Reverend Roger

#51
November 16, 2010, 04:40:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 04:39:18 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 16, 2010, 04:37:35 PM
God is love.
Love is blind.
Ray Charles is blind.
Ergo...

God blinded Ray Charles while making love?

This is why you'll never be a pundit, LMNO.  That clearly proves that Ray Charles is a socialist, according to Acts II.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#52
November 16, 2010, 04:43:09 PM
Damn.  GIMME ANOTHER ONE!

The Good Reverend Roger

#53
November 16, 2010, 04:45:50 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 04:43:09 PM
Damn.  GIMME ANOTHER ONE!

Barack Obama's wife was photographed at Yellowstone National Park wearing shorts and a tee shirt.

Explain why this implies communism on the part of the Obamas.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#54
November 16, 2010, 04:47:20 PM
Oh! Oh! I know this one!

It's because he's from Kenya, right?

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
November 16, 2010, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 04:47:20 PM
Oh! Oh! I know this one!

It's because he's from Kenya, right?

Nope, that's why he's a Muslim Nazi.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#56
November 16, 2010, 04:50:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 16, 2010, 04:47:58 PM
Quote from: Freeky on November 16, 2010, 04:47:20 PM
Oh! Oh! I know this one!

It's because he's from Kenya, right?

Nope, that's why he's a Muslim Nazi.

Damn.

How about because God said that good American presidential families don't dress casually, because capitalism?

LMNO

#57
November 16, 2010, 04:55:37 PM
Oooh!  National parks are federally funded, which is socialism, and Michelle exposing skin proves she's not sufficiently christian, most likely atheist - and Socialism + Atheism = COMMUNISM.

The Good Reverend Roger

#58
November 16, 2010, 04:57:55 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on November 16, 2010, 04:55:37 PM
Oooh!  National parks are federally funded, which is socialism, and Michelle exposing skin proves she's not sufficiently christian, most likely atheist - and Socialism + Atheism = COMMUNISM.

Okay, but you forgot to mention that dressing as a regular citizen while she's first lady is a HALLMARK of Marxism.

Now, finally, explain why the opposite, her wearing some very attractive dresses is also proof that she's a communist.

The two reasons should preferably contradict.  Think Big Lie, you know?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#59
November 16, 2010, 05:01:01 PM
Making up spurious bullshit is HARD.   :sad:
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