WHAT AN ODDLY SPECIFIC THING TO SAY

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Making up spurious bullshit is HARD.   

That's why they get paid the big bucks.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Oooh!  National parks are federally funded, which is socialism, and Michelle exposing skin proves she's not sufficiently christian, most likely atheist - and Socialism + Atheism = COMMUNISM.

Okay, but you forgot to mention that dressing as a regular citizen while she's first lady is a HALLMARK of Marxism.

Now, finally, explain why the opposite, her wearing some very attractive dresses is also proof that she's a communist.

The two reasons should preferably contradict.  Think Big Lie, you know?

Because wearing expensive dresses while expecting the rest of us to tighten our belts to pay higher taxes is proof that she's a liberal elite, and therefore communist.  Like a typical hypocritical limousine liberal, she wants to live a luxurious lifestyle while insisting that regular folks like you and me who work for a living pay for wasteful entitlement spending.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Something I never understood is how Glenn can call Obama a marxist and then criticize him for being an elitist that doesnt care about common people.

[Cain]

Well, to be honest, I doubt Stalin much cared for the common people of Russia either, though he wasn't much of an elitist.  But that's going into the whole True Marxist Scotsman territory, which is a prickly enough subject on it's own.

But yeah, it is funny that Beck's critique of liberals, in general, with a few changes in terminology, reads like an undergrad paper by a quasi-Marxist.  I think Slavoj Zizek, the Slovenian post-Marxist philosopher and media troll, has also noted this general tendency, with some amusement.