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Best Troll in History

Started by Placid Dingo, November 17, 2010, 08:44:56 AM

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Triple Zero

Quote from: Net on November 17, 2010, 09:17:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 17, 2010, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: Risus on November 17, 2010, 02:02:24 PM
Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Hmmm point. In that case the 27b/6 guy.

Also I do agree that Hubbard is a troll, in some sense.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

geekdad

Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

Kurt Christ

Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 17, 2010, 10:21:39 PM
Quote from: Net on November 17, 2010, 09:17:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 17, 2010, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: Risus on November 17, 2010, 02:02:24 PM
Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.
Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Don Coyote

Quote from: Vartox on November 18, 2010, 01:13:19 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 17, 2010, 10:21:39 PM
Quote from: Net on November 17, 2010, 09:17:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 17, 2010, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: Risus on November 17, 2010, 02:02:24 PM
Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.
Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.
:lulz::spittake:

Jasper

Marie Antoinette.

Trolls can only dream they could piss off that many people with a single phrase.

Lies

Quote from: Sigmatic on November 18, 2010, 01:43:47 AM
Marie Antoinette.

Trolls can only dream they could piss off that many people with a single phrase.
In popular culture, the phrase "Let them eat cake" is often attributed to Marie Antoinette. However, there is no evidence to support that she ever uttered this phrase, and it is now generally regarded as a "journalistic cliché"
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jasper

Alright.

In my lifetime though, I have to say it's probably Anne Coulter. 

Does it count as trolling if you're paid to do it?

President Television

Quote from: Sigmatic on November 18, 2010, 01:52:36 AM
Alright.

In my lifetime though, I have to say it's probably Anne Coulter. 

Does it count as trolling if you're paid to do it?

If you're good at something, never do it for free.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Epimetheus

Quote from: Vartox on November 18, 2010, 01:13:19 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 17, 2010, 10:21:39 PM
Quote from: Net on November 17, 2010, 09:17:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 17, 2010, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: Risus on November 17, 2010, 02:02:24 PM
Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.
Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.

Maybe he did.

As Jesus.
:fap:
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Lies

Oh oh! I got one!

Hal Turner!

I kinda want to say Alex Jones but I know he's actually sincere, but if he's not, THEN he's the best damn troll ever.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Freeky

Glenn Beck? Has that been suggested yet?

Lies

Quote from: Freeky on November 18, 2010, 02:49:12 AM
Glenn Beck? Has that been suggested yet?

Once again, he's too legit to be a troll.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Phox

Quote from: Epimetheus on November 18, 2010, 02:39:04 AM
Quote from: Vartox on November 18, 2010, 01:13:19 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 17, 2010, 10:21:39 PM
Quote from: Net on November 17, 2010, 09:17:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 17, 2010, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: Risus on November 17, 2010, 02:02:24 PM
Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.
Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.

Maybe he did.

As Jesus.
:fap:
:lulz:

Kurt Christ

Quote from: Phox on November 18, 2010, 03:17:49 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on November 18, 2010, 02:39:04 AM
Quote from: Vartox on November 18, 2010, 01:13:19 AM
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on November 17, 2010, 10:21:39 PM
Quote from: Net on November 17, 2010, 09:17:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 17, 2010, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: Risus on November 17, 2010, 02:02:24 PM
Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.
Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.

Maybe he did.

As Jesus.
:fap:
:lulz:
And Nietzsche.
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

Freeky