Best Troll in History

[Triple Zero]

Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Hmmm point. In that case the 27b/6 guy.

Also I do agree that Hubbard is a troll, in some sense.

[geekdad]

Dan Brown

[Kurt Christ]

Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.

Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.

[Don Coyote]

Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.

Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.

[Jasper]

Marie Antoinette.

Trolls can only dream they could piss off that many people with a single phrase.

[Lies]

Marie Antoinette.

Trolls can only dream they could piss off that many people with a single phrase.

In popular culture, the phrase "Let them eat cake" is often attributed to Marie Antoinette. However, there is no evidence to support that she ever uttered this phrase, and it is now generally regarded as a "journalistic cliché"

[Jasper]

Alright.

In my lifetime though, I have to say it's probably Anne Coulter. 

Does it count as trolling if you're paid to do it?

[President Television]

Alright.

In my lifetime though, I have to say it's probably Anne Coulter. 

Does it count as trolling if you're paid to do it?

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

[Epimetheus]

Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.

Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.

Maybe he did.

As Jesus.

[Lies]

Oh oh! I got one!

Hal Turner!

I kinda want to say Alex Jones but I know he's actually sincere, but if he's not, THEN he's the best damn troll ever.

[Freeky]

Glenn Beck? Has that been suggested yet?

[Lies]

Glenn Beck? Has that been suggested yet?

Once again, he's too legit to be a troll.

[Phox]

Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.

Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.

Maybe he did.

As Jesus.

[Kurt Christ]

Socrates, which led to his eventual permaban.

My first thought was "Jesus", too. But then I read this and yeah, I gotta go with socrates.

I dunno, both of those tards had a chance to flee and they both opted to die.

Kind of like Poptard, in that respect, willfully destroying their account—kind of besmirches their ubertroll status IMO.

Their deaths were part of their trolling act, though.  By dieing for the beliefs publicly, they both inspired thousands of years of copycats, thereby ensuring that their target audience would continue to be trolled long past a normal human lifespan.  Destroying your account is different - it ends the troll.  Making the admins ban you and having your supporters spin that in your favor is a standard trolling technique.

Also, Socrates (as reported by Plato) believed in transmigration of the soul. Hence, he thought he could come back under a new alt to continue trolling.

Maybe he did.

As Jesus.

And Nietzsche.

[Freeky]

Glenn Beck? Has that been suggested yet?

Once again, he's too legit to be a troll.

I DISBELIEVE.