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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, November 22, 2010, 09:04:16 PM

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Remington

Quote from: Hover Cat on December 11, 2010, 11:51:53 PM
^ That shut the door behind me.

I wonder how many Discordians are ex-Catholics?
:hand up:

Although I was never baptized, so I might not count.
Is it plugged in?

Requia ☣

How do you manage to be Catholic and not baptized?  They usually drag you in for that pretty quick.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

the last yatto

cable: 10BAKU98

discussion between baku embassy and washington d.c. state department regarding snsc meeting during which revolutionary guard chief of staff mohammed ali jafari slapped president ahmedinejad in protest to ahmedinejad's proposal to provide more personal freedoms to the "suffocated" iranian populace.

:lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Remington

#378
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 12, 2010, 07:13:20 AM
How do you manage to be Catholic and not baptized?  They usually drag you in for that pretty quick.
I was raised in a Catholic environment and in Catholic schools, although my parents decided not to baptise either kid and let them decide for themselves (I really respect them for that). I opted out, my sister got baptised and confirmed (although she in Catholic is name only, much like the rest of our family).

So, I know most of the Catholic doctrine/sacraments/holythingies, but I was never actually an official Catholic.
Is it plugged in?

Prince Glittersnatch III

#379
This is totally off topic but...

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HarryHarrison

Its Julian Assanges okcupid.
Apparently hes 87% slut.

In less scandalous news,
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-may-pass-new-law-to-prosecute-assange-2158070.html

Apparently Julian hasnt actually broken any laws, SO WERE GOING TO MAKE UP NEW ONES!

EDIT: Link fixed
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Requia ☣

Has the entire fucking country forgotten that you can't prosecute ex post facto here?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Reginald Ret

Apparantly you can now!
YAY FOR PROGRESS!!!!!!!!!
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Requia ☣

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 12, 2010, 06:04:35 PM
In less scandalous news,
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-may-pass-new-law-to-prosecute-assange-2158070.ht
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Apparently Julian hasnt actually broken any laws, SO WERE GOING TO MAKE UP NEW ONES!

Busted link, though not the only news source reporting on it.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.


Triple Zero

Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 12, 2010, 06:45:16 PM
Has the entire fucking country forgotten that you can't prosecute ex post facto here?

That means you can't retroactively prosecute people for acts they did before the actual laws that would have allowed prosecution were made, right?

I know we have that rule in NL, good to hear the US has the same thing.

(Regret, that's the reason why they could never bust Kooistra [the big horeca magnate], before he offed himself. He and his team of accountants used such complicated fiscal trickery that Dutch law never quite covered it. They did actually pass a bunch of laws specifically related to his tricks, but of course could not prosecute him retroactively--though it did prevent him from using the exact same trick again, of course)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Phox

Quote from: Triple Zero on December 12, 2010, 07:43:13 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 12, 2010, 06:45:16 PM
Has the entire fucking country forgotten that you can't prosecute ex post facto here?

That means you can't retroactively prosecute people for acts they did before the actual laws that would have allowed prosecution were made, right?

I know we have that rule in NL, good to hear the US has the same thing.

(Regret, that's the reason why they could never bust Kooistra [the big horeca magnate], before he offed himself. He and his team of accountants used such complicated fiscal trickery that Dutch law never quite covered it. They did actually pass a bunch of laws specifically related to his tricks, but of course could not prosecute him retroactively--though it did prevent him from using the exact same trick again, of course)

Yup, that's what it means.

Reginald Ret

Thanks for the explanation, but i already understood it.

My YAY FOR PROGRESS stands, sarcastically.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Phox

Quote from: Regret on December 13, 2010, 12:00:56 AM
Thanks for the explanation, but i already understood it.

My YAY FOR PROGRESS stands, sarcastically.

:lulz:

Unfortunately, you are correct.  :horrormirth:

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/12/12/north.korea.wikileaks.clapton/
One of the diplomatic cables published by WikiLeaks reveals that North Korean officials suggested the U.S. government make arrangements for rock icon Eric Clapton to perform in Pyongyang as a way of building "good will" between the countries.

:lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit