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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, November 25, 2010, 11:18:23 PM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

November 25, 2010, 11:18:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74xujNVrCp4


QuoteToday, millions of Americans celebrate Thanksgiving with their families. To mark this holiday, Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) took to the floor of the House of Representatives on Tuesday to explain its history. At one point, he opined, "It might be helpful to think back and say there's more to Thanksgiving than the Pilgrims." He explained that they were "a group of people who were willing to change the system, to think of different ideas." Akin continued, "They came here with the idea that after trying socialism that it wasn't going to work. They realized that it was unbiblical, that it was a form of theft, so they pitched socialism out. They learned that in the 1620s".
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Jasper

#1
November 25, 2010, 11:33:21 PM
WHAT???

Prince Glittersnatch III

#2
November 25, 2010, 11:39:33 PM
You heard it right.
The Puritans left England to escape the horrors of SOCIALISM.
Because SOCIALISM was against the bible.

Oh dear God I wish you could make this shit up.
Fuck it, Im ready for the nukes now.
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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Epimetheus

#3
November 26, 2010, 03:16:31 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Juana

#4
November 26, 2010, 03:56:22 AM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Prince Glittersnatch III

#5
November 26, 2010, 05:50:11 AM
Maybe I have it wrong...

Maybe this is all some elaborate ruse to get more funding for Missouri's public schools.
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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Jasper

#6
November 26, 2010, 05:54:48 AM
The more I hypothesize intelligent forethought as an explanation for odd behaviors, the less I get it right.

geekdad

#7
November 26, 2010, 06:21:55 AM
What is this? I don't even.
Making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry.
If they could sell sanity in a bottle
They'd be charging for compressed air,
And marketing healthcare.

Cain

#8
November 26, 2010, 08:54:27 AM
Fucking Karl Marx and his fucking socialist time machine. :argh!:

Chairman Risus

#9
November 26, 2010, 05:55:40 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 26, 2010, 08:54:27 AM
Fucking Karl Marx and his fucking socialist time machine. :argh!:

I'd work on a new animated Saturday morning kids show before someone steals that idea.

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
November 26, 2010, 07:01:56 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 26, 2010, 08:54:27 AM
Fucking Karl Marx and his fucking socialist time machine. :argh!:

It wasn't his. He confiscated it from a time travelling tea bagger, who himself confiscated it from a librul physics professor from the 25th Century.
The teabagger tried to run Marx over with his scooter, not realizing that Marx was an alcoholic fond of dueling.

Whoops.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

#11
November 26, 2010, 07:03:53 PM
 :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Iason Ouabache

#12
November 29, 2010, 06:54:12 AM
So... was he trying to say that the Pilgrims were socialist when they first got to Plymouth, almost starved to death, and then switched to capitalism? That is the least insane explanation and it's still a whole lot of guano.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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AFK

#13
November 29, 2010, 01:19:17 PM
History is all in the eye of the beholder.  And really dangerous in a beholder who is apparently batshit crazy. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Chairman Risus

#14
November 29, 2010, 03:56:17 PM
Update: I was talking about this at home over the break, and my dad actually tried to argue for it.
His logic argument was
Pilgrims left because of religious persecution
In socialism the government has more control
Socialism leads to religious persecution (implied to be against christians)


It's a wonder I ended up the way I am now.
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