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Hmm, I have a belief in common with London Tipton

Started by BabylonHoruv, November 26, 2010, 08:04:53 PM

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BabylonHoruv

November 26, 2010, 08:04:53 PM
I'm sure the writers of the show "Suite Life on Deck" and I got it from the same source (David Brin) but I was still a bit shocked to hear London Tipton (the brainless Heiress on the show) insisting that aliens are actually elves.  

Oh, and yes, I do know Brin suggested the idea Satirically, that doesn't mean I can't think it's true anyways.
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November 27, 2010, 03:12:52 AM
I don't understand how you people can hold such absurd beliefs, when "aliens" are obviously anthropologists from the future.
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November 27, 2010, 05:45:26 AM
Quote from: Nigel on November 27, 2010, 03:12:52 AM
I don't understand how you people can hold such absurd beliefs, when "aliens" are obviously anthropologists anal insertion fetishists from the future.
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November 28, 2010, 12:49:35 AM
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