Hmm, I have a belief in common with London Tipton

[BabylonHoruv]

I'm sure the writers of the show "Suite Life on Deck" and I got it from the same source (David Brin) but I was still a bit shocked to hear London Tipton (the brainless Heiress on the show) insisting that aliens are actually elves.  

Oh, and yes, I do know Brin suggested the idea Satirically, that doesn't mean I can't think it's true anyways.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't understand how you people can hold such absurd beliefs, when "aliens" are obviously anthropologists from the future.

[Kurt Christ]

I don't understand how you people can hold such absurd beliefs, when "aliens" are obviously anthropologists anal insertion fetishists from the future.

[Telarus]

http://www.skilluminati.com/Research/entry/the_conspiratainment_complex