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OMG HUMAN RIGHTS!! GOOGLE WANTS TO TAKE OUR CAPSLOCK AWAY

Started by Triple Zero, December 08, 2010, 12:25:41 PM

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Triple Zero

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Lies

Someone at google has OCD and is a grammer nazi.

I don't like it when people write in ALL CAPS, but it helps me easily identify the idiots without having to waste my time actually reading their idioticy.
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Triple Zero

I have my browser stylesheets set so that the entire internets is in ALL CAPS.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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AFK

This seems to be a rather shifty move.

























What?  It's like putting a big slab of meat in front of a hyena and expecting it to just walk away. 
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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

THEY MIGHT TAKE MY CAPSLOCK, BUT THEY CANNOT TAKE MY FREEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM


SRSLY THO I THINK IN CAPSLOCK, OVER HALF THE THINGS I TYPE ARE IN CAPSLOCK JUST IMAGINE ME SHOUTING AT YOU EVERY TIME I TYPE

IM USING CAPSLOCK ALL DAY TO SPITE THEM  :argh!:



Cain

HAHAHA, YOU'LL TAKE MY SHIFT KEY OVER MY DEAD BODY, COMPUTER NAZIS!!  WHERE IS YOUR LEET PROGRAMMING SKILLZ NOW?

themenniss

CRUISE CONTROL ENGAGE. PREPARING ALL-CAPS DRIVEBY.

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hooplala

Social engineering from Google... so they really are trying to take over the world.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I fucking hate the caps lock key. I think it should be relocated to somewhere you CAN'T hit it by accident when you're reaching for Shift.

I also think the idea of activating capslock by hitting the shift key twice is RETARDED. RE FUCKING TARDED, THAT'S LIKE TARDED  TWICE. I shudder to think how many times in an average typing session I would accidentally double-tap that motherfucker (that's what she said!) and the screaming rage that would ensue.
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Requia ☣

It'll probably be easier to disable the double tap shift than the capslock key.
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Requia ☣

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Whatever

Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2010, 05:36:44 PM
I fucking hate the caps lock key. I think it should be relocated to somewhere you CAN'T hit it by accident when you're reaching for Shift.

I also think the idea of activating capslock by hitting the shift key twice is RETARDED. RE FUCKING TARDED, THAT'S LIKE TARDED  TWICE. I shudder to think how many times in an average typing session I would accidentally double-tap that motherfucker (that's what she said!) and the screaming rage that would ensue.

This whole statement is awesome and I agree.  The bolded was a :coffeekeyboard: and now I'm going to go steal one from someone's desk who is at lunch!!! :wink:

Golden Applesauce

I found the capslock key indispensable when I was a kid, and wasn't coordinated enough to press two buttons at once.  It makes things easier if you're on the "hunt and peck" typing strategy.
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Jenne

Doubletap is what you have to do on the damned iPhone to get it to capslock...which is probably what Nigel meant...