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OMG HUMAN RIGHTS!! GOOGLE WANTS TO TAKE OUR CAPSLOCK AWAY

Started by Triple Zero, December 08, 2010, 12:25:41 PM

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Triple Zero

December 08, 2010, 12:25:41 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Lies

#2
December 08, 2010, 12:47:09 PM
Someone at google has OCD and is a grammer nazi.

I don't like it when people write in ALL CAPS, but it helps me easily identify the idiots without having to waste my time actually reading their idioticy.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#3
December 08, 2010, 12:59:07 PM
I have my browser stylesheets set so that the entire internets is in ALL CAPS.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#4
December 08, 2010, 01:31:43 PM
This seems to be a rather shifty move.

























What?  It's like putting a big slab of meat in front of a hyena and expecting it to just walk away. 
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#5
December 08, 2010, 01:45:38 PM
THEY MIGHT TAKE MY CAPSLOCK, BUT THEY CANNOT TAKE MY FREEEEDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM


SRSLY THO I THINK IN CAPSLOCK, OVER HALF THE THINGS I TYPE ARE IN CAPSLOCK JUST IMAGINE ME SHOUTING AT YOU EVERY TIME I TYPE

IM USING CAPSLOCK ALL DAY TO SPITE THEM  :argh!:


Cain

#6
December 08, 2010, 02:25:49 PM
HAHAHA, YOU'LL TAKE MY SHIFT KEY OVER MY DEAD BODY, COMPUTER NAZIS!!  WHERE IS YOUR LEET PROGRAMMING SKILLZ NOW?

themenniss

#7
December 08, 2010, 04:57:07 PM
CRUISE CONTROL ENGAGE. PREPARING ALL-CAPS DRIVEBY.

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

hooplala

#8
December 08, 2010, 05:00:16 PM
Social engineering from Google... so they really are trying to take over the world.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
December 08, 2010, 05:36:44 PM
I fucking hate the caps lock key. I think it should be relocated to somewhere you CAN'T hit it by accident when you're reaching for Shift.

I also think the idea of activating capslock by hitting the shift key twice is RETARDED. RE FUCKING TARDED, THAT'S LIKE TARDED  TWICE. I shudder to think how many times in an average typing session I would accidentally double-tap that motherfucker (that's what she said!) and the screaming rage that would ensue.
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Requia ☣

#10
December 08, 2010, 07:42:48 PM
It'll probably be easier to disable the double tap shift than the capslock key.
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Requia ☣

#11
December 08, 2010, 07:45:29 PM
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Whatever

#12
December 08, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 08, 2010, 05:36:44 PM
I fucking hate the caps lock key. I think it should be relocated to somewhere you CAN'T hit it by accident when you're reaching for Shift.

I also think the idea of activating capslock by hitting the shift key twice is RETARDED. RE FUCKING TARDED, THAT'S LIKE TARDED  TWICE. I shudder to think how many times in an average typing session I would accidentally double-tap that motherfucker (that's what she said!) and the screaming rage that would ensue.

This whole statement is awesome and I agree.  The bolded was a :coffeekeyboard: and now I'm going to go steal one from someone's desk who is at lunch!!! :wink:

Golden Applesauce

#13
December 08, 2010, 09:40:42 PM
I found the capslock key indispensable when I was a kid, and wasn't coordinated enough to press two buttons at once.  It makes things easier if you're on the "hunt and peck" typing strategy.
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A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Jenne

#14
December 08, 2010, 10:05:45 PM
Doubletap is what you have to do on the damned iPhone to get it to capslock...which is probably what Nigel meant...
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