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I JUST SAW THE MAYOR OF PROVIDENCE FUCKING IN HIS OFFICE.

Started by Suu, December 09, 2010, 03:37:39 AM

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Suu

December 09, 2010, 03:37:39 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING!  :horrormirth:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Epimetheus

#1
December 09, 2010, 03:39:50 AM
 :aaa:  :lol:

What genders and species were involved?

ETA: and positions?
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Eater of Clowns

#2
December 09, 2010, 03:40:20 AM
ANAL?
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#3
December 09, 2010, 03:47:11 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 09, 2010, 03:39:50 AM
:aaa:  :lol:

What genders and species were involved?

ETA: and positions?

He's not a ladies man, if you know what I mean.

From the back.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on December 09, 2010, 03:40:20 AM
ANAL?

YES. AND YES.



Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
December 09, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#5
December 09, 2010, 03:50:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

The windows were open, the lights were on, I passed by on the bus at the right time and BAM! SURPRISE!   :x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
December 09, 2010, 03:53:01 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 09, 2010, 03:50:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

The windows were open, the lights were on, I passed by on the bus at the right time and BAM! SURPRISE!   :x

Man, that sounds like he's asking to be caught
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#7
December 09, 2010, 03:54:11 AM
Well, tha settles it. I'm running for mayor.

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
December 09, 2010, 03:55:59 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 09, 2010, 03:54:11 AM
Well, tha settles it. I'm running for mayor.

Make some impressive campaign promises and you have my vote.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#9
December 09, 2010, 03:56:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 03:53:01 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 09, 2010, 03:50:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 09, 2010, 03:48:40 AM
What were you doing looking around in the mayor's office?

The windows were open, the lights were on, I passed by on the bus at the right time and BAM! SURPRISE!   :x

Man, that sounds like he's asking to be caught

He just won the election for congressman.

He's openly gay and Jewish.

It's the last night of Chanukah.

MITZVAH!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#10
December 09, 2010, 03:58:30 AM
CONTEXT MAKES THIS STORY 130% MORE AWESOME.

Suu

#11
December 09, 2010, 04:04:54 AM
This is how it went.


Suu gets on the bus.
Bus stops at light next to City Hall.
"Dum, dee, dum...ohay, the lights are still on in the Mayor's office at 10pm...That's weird, why would they have left them...OH MY GOD. DID I JUST...YES...I DID. CANNOT UNSEE!"

What I saw:

Mayor sitting at desk, someone shirtless gets up from under desk, moves over and bends down, Mayor backs him up. Shirtless. Goes out of view.

This happened in like 30 seconds of time.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#12
December 09, 2010, 04:06:36 AM
He gets my vote.

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
December 09, 2010, 04:07:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 09, 2010, 04:04:54 AM
This is how it went.


Suu gets on the bus.
Bus stops at light next to City Hall.
"Dum, dee, dum...ohay, the lights are still on in the Mayor's office at 10pm...That's weird, why would they have left them...OH MY GOD. DID I JUST...YES...I DID. CANNOT UNSEE!"

What I saw:

Mayor sitting at desk, someone shirtless gets up from under desk, moves over and bends down, Mayor backs him up. Shirtless. Goes out of view.

This happened in like 30 seconds of time.



You should send him a vague congratulatory note with the advice of drawing the curtains in his office after hours.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#14
December 09, 2010, 04:09:10 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 09, 2010, 04:06:36 AM
He gets my vote.

...He wouldn't if he was actually your mayor. I don't care about his sexual deviances...I care about the state he's leaving the city...and apparently the office for poor Angel Taveras.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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