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Would you rather have sex with Obama or Putin?

Started by Cain, December 14, 2010, 02:13:58 PM

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AFK

I would wager that Obama is more of a submissive type.



Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne


Chairman Risus

I would have to imagine that both politicians would perform similarly to their governing styles.

I guess Putin would be rough and would want to watch himself in the mirror. Afterwards, he'd highfive Medvedev who was waiting outside the door and go tell all of his friends how great he was.

Obama, on the other hand, would have great game, but when it came down to business he'd go all limpdick on you.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 15, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
I would wager that Obama is more of a submissive type.





Ohhhh I doubt it. Submissive types don't become President in the first place, and the quiet, gentle ones always surprise you.

I can't believe we're discussing what kind of man Obama is in bed.  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2010, 08:19:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 15, 2010, 05:32:57 PM
I would wager that Obama is more of a submissive type.





Ohhhh I doubt it. Submissive types don't become President in the first place, and the quiet, gentle ones always surprise you.

I can't believe we're discussing what kind of man Obama is in bed.  :x

I know, I was just making a joke at his expense.  You know, how he's submissive and always wants to compromise with the GOP, etc., etc.,

I need to work on my delivery. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Well, hell... glad I don't have much Irish blood in me.

:lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Nast

I'm glad I don't have an Irish in me either, since it sounds so disappointing.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Phox

It is not all it's cracked up to be.  :lulz:

Phox,
Mostly Irish

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Don Coyote

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Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


This might be why I was told I had large cock for a red head  :horrormirth:

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 01:58:02 AM
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Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


This might be why I was told I had large cock for a red head  :horrormirth:

I don't make it a policy to inspect Irish penises, so I can't really go on anything other than I've never had any complaints, even when having a nasty break up and that would totally be an expected put down.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 01:58:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


This might be why I was told I had large cock for a red head  :horrormirth:

Yes.  :lulz:
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Quote from: TGB on December 16, 2010, 01:58:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 05:13:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:57:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 15, 2010, 04:54:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on December 15, 2010, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Able on December 15, 2010, 04:14:21 AM
Going to assume the black cock is bigger and more desireable

Ah, but he's half white too. He could take after his mother's side in that department.

Not just half-white, half-Irish.  :lulz:

Heh. Well, you've just disqualified yourself from disproving the myth.

Number of Irish guys I've met: A lot.

In my professional opinion, the myth is: PLAUSIBLE.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


This might be why I was told I had large cock for a red head  :horrormirth:

I don't make it a policy to inspect Irish penises, so I can't really go on anything other than I've never had any complaints, even when having a nasty break up and that would totally be an expected put down.
Just because you're a genetic freak does not disprove the myth.  :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

You know what, I'll go with that.

Either I'm feckin' huge for my ethnicity or Galwegians/Connemarans tend to be more impressive than the rest of the country.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS