Babylon is an attention whore ITT, even for negative attention.

[Whatever]

This thread is making me appreciate the plain, vanilla sex the wife and I have.  But, it is a fine quality vanilla. 

After reading this all back through, I'd just like to add that the good old fashioned, uncomplicated "Menage et mois" is often overlooked as irrelevent these days.

Had to re-read that a couple of times!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

This thread is making me appreciate the plain, vanilla sex the wife and I have.  But, it is a fine quality vanilla. 

After reading this all back through, I'd just like to add that the good old fashioned, uncomplicated "Menage et mois" is often overlooked as irrelevent these days.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Honestly, I don't think the extreme stuff is something you "move on" to after you've fucked a few times.

Unless it's a true fetish (i.e. you literally can't orgasm without it), these aren't things you do every time you have sex.

I would say that they develop parallel to standard sexuality, and just tend to cross over at times.  Most of the people I know who do heavy BDSM also have "normal" sex (whatever that is) in greater proportion to the BDSM stuff.


So, yeah.  "Basic" sex is the default, with occasional degrees of variation, depending on the couple.

This, except that couple may possibly be expanded to triple or group of other size.

Wow.  That's not just pedantic, it's flat out wrong.

"Basic" sex = 2 people.  A couple.  Which is exactly what I said.

It's exceedingly rare (to the point where I have never witnessed it) to have three or more people simultaneously start a physical polyamorous relationship prior to knowing any of the others in the group.

A couple who opens the relationship up to polyamory is adding a degree of variation, which is exactly what I said.

I highly advise you stop posting in this thread, because you're smearing FAIL all over it.

This. Plus it was a really obvious play on his part to try to "share" more about his sex life. Woohoo, sometimes BHU has group sex. Or hopes to.

Nobody cares.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread is making me appreciate the plain, vanilla sex the wife and I have.  But, it is a fine quality vanilla. 

After reading this all back through, I'd just like to add that the good old fashioned, uncomplicated "Menage et mois" is often overlooked as irrelevent these days.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Honestly, I don't think the extreme stuff is something you "move on" to after you've fucked a few times.

Unless it's a true fetish (i.e. you literally can't orgasm without it), these aren't things you do every time you have sex.

I would say that they develop parallel to standard sexuality, and just tend to cross over at times.  Most of the people I know who do heavy BDSM also have "normal" sex (whatever that is) in greater proportion to the BDSM stuff.


So, yeah.  "Basic" sex is the default, with occasional degrees of variation, depending on the couple.

This, except that couple may possibly be expanded to triple or group of other size.

Wow.  That's not just pedantic, it's flat out wrong.

"Basic" sex = 2 people.  A couple.  Which is exactly what I said.

It's exceedingly rare (to the point where I have never witnessed it) to have three or more people simultaneously start a physical polyamorous relationship prior to knowing any of the others in the group.

A couple who opens the relationship up to polyamory is adding a degree of variation, which is exactly what I said.

I highly advise you stop posting in this thread, because you're smearing FAIL all over it.

This.

Unless of course Babylon meant that a poly amorous relationship also ends up being basic sex with occasional variations...

I think it could simply be said that any long term sexual relationship, no matter the configuration tends to end up being basic sex with occasional variations.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It doesn't fucking matter because "couple" still covers polyamorous couples. Including any two of a triad or quartet. Stupid pedantry is stupid. Some people don't default to "basic sex"; see LMNO's correct use of the word "most".

[Faust]

Honestly, I don't think the extreme stuff is something you "move on" to after you've fucked a few times.

Unless it's a true fetish (i.e. you literally can't orgasm without it), these aren't things you do every time you have sex.

I would say that they develop parallel to standard sexuality, and just tend to cross over at times.  Most of the people I know who do heavy BDSM also have "normal" sex (whatever that is) in greater proportion to the BDSM stuff.


So, yeah.  "Basic" sex is the default, with occasional degrees of variation, depending on the couple.

This, except that couple may possibly be expanded to triple or group of other size.

Wow.  That's not just pedantic, it's flat out wrong.

"Basic" sex = 2 people.  A couple.  Which is exactly what I said.

It's exceedingly rare (to the point where I have never witnessed it) to have three or more people simultaneously start a physical polyamorous relationship prior to knowing any of the others in the group.

A couple who opens the relationship up to polyamory is adding a degree of variation, which is exactly what I said.

I highly advise you stop posting in this thread, because you're smearing FAIL all over it.

This. Plus it was a really obvious play on his part to try to "share" more about his sex life. Woohoo, sometimes BHU has group sex. Or hopes to.

Nobody cares.

It's almost outlandish in it's progressiveness. My monocle absolutely popped.

[Enrico Salazar]

Do you know what snuff porn is call in Salazore?

Porn.

[BabylonHoruv]

I thought that was the point of this thread.

It is yes, thank you.

[BadBeast]

Do you know what snuff porn is call in Salazore?

Porn.

Not to be confused with "Snuffy Porn", (Sesame St productions) The most infamous example of which is "Big Bird gets roasted". Where Big Bird is spit roasted first by Grover, and Oscar the Grouch, then by Bert and Ernie, before being reamed to Death by Mr Snuffleupagus. Then necro-fuckeded, by The Cookie Monster, The Count, and The Swedish Chef, before being dragged halfway down the stairs by Kermit the frog's little nephew, Robin. Who is then also skullfucked to death by a priapically proportioned, and crack raddled Snuffy.

(Culturally interesting, but lacking any real depth, or plot)

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Do you know what snuff porn is call in Salazore?

Porn.

Not to be confused with "Snuffy Porn", (Sesame St productions) The most infamous example of which is "Big Bird gets roasted". Where Big Bird is spit roasted first by Grover, and Oscar the Grouch, then by Bert and Ernie, before being reamed to Death by Mr Snuffleupagus. Then necro-fuckeded, by The Cookie Monster, The Count, and The Swedish Chef, before being dragged halfway down the stairs by Kermit the frog's little nephew, Robin. Who is then also skullfucked to death by a priapically proportioned, and crack raddled Snuffy.

(Culturally interesting, but lacking any real depth, or plot)

I thought they did the gerbil thing with Robin....

[BadBeast]

Do you know what snuff porn is call in Salazore?

Porn.

Not to be confused with "Snuffy Porn", (Sesame St productions) The most infamous example of which is "Big Bird gets roasted". Where Big Bird is spit roasted first by Grover, and Oscar the Grouch, then by Bert and Ernie, before being reamed to Death by Mr Snuffleupagus. Then necro-fuckeded, by The Cookie Monster, The Count, and The Swedish Chef, before being dragged halfway down the stairs by Kermit the frog's little nephew, Robin. Who is then also skullfucked to death by a priapically proportioned, and crack raddled Snuffy.

(Culturally interesting, but lacking any real depth, or plot)

I thought they did the gerbil thing with Robin....

They did, but unfortunately, he survived. Then Richard Gere stepped in and hijacked the whole of Project Rodentia, and took the credit for himself, hoping (in vain) to win the Nobel Prize for Cultural Diversity. 

[AFK]

Do you know what snuff porn is call in Salazore?

Porn.

Not to be confused with "Snuffy Porn", (Sesame St productions) The most infamous example of which is "Big Bird gets roasted". Where Big Bird is spit roasted first by Grover, and Oscar the Grouch, then by Bert and Ernie, before being reamed to Death by Mr Snuffleupagus. Then necro-fuckeded, by The Cookie Monster, The Count, and The Swedish Chef, before being dragged halfway down the stairs by Kermit the frog's little nephew, Robin. Who is then also skullfucked to death by a priapically proportioned, and crack raddled Snuffy.

(Culturally interesting, but lacking any real depth, or plot)

Isn't that what they did with Mr. Hooper? 

[BadBeast]

Do you know what snuff porn is call in Salazore?

Porn.

Not to be confused with "Snuffy Porn", (Sesame St productions) The most infamous example of which is "Big Bird gets roasted". Where Big Bird is spit roasted first by Grover, and Oscar the Grouch, then by Bert and Ernie, before being reamed to Death by Mr Snuffleupagus. Then necro-fuckeded, by The Cookie Monster, The Count, and The Swedish Chef, before being dragged halfway down the stairs by Kermit the frog's little nephew, Robin. Who is then also skullfucked to death by a priapically proportioned, and crack raddled Snuffy.

(Culturally interesting, but lacking any real depth, or plot)

Isn't that what they did with Mr. Hooper? 

Yeah, but that was because he was selling Crack to the Street Kids in order to get them to come back everyday.
Otherwise they would have taken one look at the whole place, and it's creepy ass population of Furries,  told their Parents, who would have arranged something like the Dresden firebombing on the whole "Nieghbourhood".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Honestly, I don't think the extreme stuff is something you "move on" to after you've fucked a few times.

Unless it's a true fetish (i.e. you literally can't orgasm without it), these aren't things you do every time you have sex.

I would say that they develop parallel to standard sexuality, and just tend to cross over at times.  Most of the people I know who do heavy BDSM also have "normal" sex (whatever that is) in greater proportion to the BDSM stuff.


So, yeah.  "Basic" sex is the default, with occasional degrees of variation, depending on the couple.

This, except that couple may possibly be expanded to triple or group of other size.

Wow.  That's not just pedantic, it's flat out wrong.

"Basic" sex = 2 people.  A couple.  Which is exactly what I said.

It's exceedingly rare (to the point where I have never witnessed it) to have three or more people simultaneously start a physical polyamorous relationship prior to knowing any of the others in the group.

A couple who opens the relationship up to polyamory is adding a degree of variation, which is exactly what I said.

I highly advise you stop posting in this thread, because you're smearing FAIL all over it.

This. Plus it was a really obvious play on his part to try to "share" more about his sex life. Woohoo, sometimes BHU has group sex. Or hopes to.

Nobody cares.

It's almost outlandish in it's progressiveness. My monocle absolutely popped.

It's so scandalous that I became light-headed from my rapid breathing, and while I was fanning myself I think my bustle popped a stay. My goodness, I shall have to have my handmaiden recorset me.