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Started by Cain, December 26, 2010, 09:39:02 PM

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Cain

December 26, 2010, 09:39:02 PM
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2010/12/24/20101224bristol-palin-buys-home-in-arizona.html

Now, even from that URL, you are probably thinking "OK, that's weird, but who really cares?"

Thing is, Palin's offspring is not moving just anywhere in Arizona, oh no.  She's moving to Maricopa County.  The same one Joe Apario is Sheriff of.  And, if the rumours are to be believed, will become the centre of the brand new 9th congressional district due to changes in population logged by the census.

Hey, didn't Bristol Palin market herself as a "political consultant" only, like, a year ago?  I'm just saying...seems mighty odd that a politically linked individual such as herself would be buying up property that far away from home, for no apparent reason.

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#1
December 26, 2010, 10:45:57 PM
She freaks me out.
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#2
December 26, 2010, 11:23:39 PM
I'm very much in favor of this.  If Roger is right (and he's right terrifyingly often) then we're doomed anyway, so this should at least be entertaining.
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Fujikoma

#3
December 26, 2010, 11:41:50 PM
Who knows? Maybe she'll start some shyt with Joe, and everyone will get to sit back, watch the fireworks, and laugh as the sinister underbelly of corruption and ignorance reveals itself on both sides?...

Remember what Arpaio does to those who disagree with him...

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 27, 2010, 01:57:45 AM
Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2010, 09:39:02 PM
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2010/12/24/20101224bristol-palin-buys-home-in-arizona.html

Now, even from that URL, you are probably thinking "OK, that's weird, but who really cares?"

Thing is, Palin's offspring is not moving just anywhere in Arizona, oh no.  She's moving to Maricopa County.  The same one Joe Apario is Sheriff of.  And, if the rumours are to be believed, will become the centre of the brand new 9th congressional district due to changes in population logged by the census.

Hey, didn't Bristol Palin market herself as a "political consultant" only, like, a year ago?  I'm just saying...seems mighty odd that a politically linked individual such as herself would be buying up property that far away from home, for no apparent reason.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#5
December 27, 2010, 04:20:59 AM
Doesnt she have to be 25 to run?
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#6
December 27, 2010, 05:15:32 AM
Well, you used to have to be a natural born citizen to run for president, why not? :P

Alls I can say is, I sense an evil against evil scenario approaching. If you believe all the speculation, good 'ol Joe has a history of completely dismembering anyone who stands against him by putting them under investigation for sex offender charges and the like. It would be amusing to watch that jackass ruin himself AND the political aspirations of the Palin family, then again, I'm a sick fuck, so maybe nobody else sees it that way.

Keep in mind, Joe had one of his potential political adversaries ripped to shreds by the media with accusations of the guy trying to rape his own mother... Or maybe I read the article wrong, I don't know, it has been a while. He was being investigated for corruption last I heard, not really sure how that turned out, but the article was along the lines of "all things considered, the truth may never be known."...

Perhaps some kind of unlikely suicide will be in the works for Joe, some kind of MKULTRA defenestration technique, or chainsaw seppuku?

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#7
December 27, 2010, 05:20:18 AM
Why wouldn't Palin's kid and Joe get along perfectly?
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Fujikoma

#8
December 27, 2010, 05:32:07 AM
I must admit, they might, but I have this strong intuition (In other words, I'm full of BS) that something is going to go horribly wrong...

Cain

#9
December 27, 2010, 12:33:51 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 27, 2010, 04:20:59 AM
Doesnt she have to be 25 to run?


Not sure what your crazy laws are, but that sounds about right.

However, establishing herself early, perhaps working for whoever gets the seat (I'm inclined to believe it will be a Republican, given what I have heard of the area) and then running against him later, with some actual experience under her belt, however little it may be....the Teabaggers are mostly useless, but if they have one vital skill it is undercutting mainstream Republican candidates in primaries, and the Teabaggers do have this strange alleigance to the Palin clan.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
December 27, 2010, 02:19:59 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on December 27, 2010, 05:15:32 AM
Well, you used to have to be a natural born citizen to run for president, why not? :P

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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fujikoma

#11
December 27, 2010, 02:34:34 PM
That makes me laugh. Thank you, TGRR. :)

AFK

#12
December 27, 2010, 03:31:57 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 27, 2010, 04:20:59 AM
Doesnt she have to be 25 to run?


Yes, perhaps she is banking on her Mom's star-power to have fizzled out by then. 
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The Good Reverend Roger

#13
December 27, 2010, 04:06:46 PM
Quote from: Fujikoma on December 27, 2010, 02:34:34 PM
That makes me laugh. Thank you, TGRR. :)

Wasn't laughing with you, Birther-Boy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Whatever

#14
December 27, 2010, 05:33:02 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on December 27, 2010, 04:20:59 AM
Doesnt she have to be 25 to run?


For the house yes, for president, no 35.

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