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After making headlines this year for her skimpy outfits, sexually charged performances, and smoking salvia from a bong, Miley Cyrus has vowed to be a changed woman in 2011. In a recorded message to fans, the 18-year-old "Hannah Montana" star claims she is dedicating her life to helping others.

"I'm really looking forward to 2011," says Cyrus, who is seen coloring with her 10-year-old sister Noah. " I've got some new ideas, I want to go on some cool trips, I want to travel, I want to make this the year that I go out and do what I'm here to do, and that's to help people and make people happy."

That would certainly be a relief to her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus. After video of Miley smoking the hallucinogenic herb salvia surfaced earlier this month, he apologized to fans and tweeted, "Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. I'm so sad."

Though Cyrus and wife Tish are currently in the midst of a divorce, they managed to spend quality time in Tennessee with their children over the holidays. Miley and Noah even did a karaoke duet of the teen star's song "Can't Be Tamed," according to a tweet from their big sis Brandi.

Because your hate is weak. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You're going to pay for that, Charley.

Oh, yes.

You will beg for death, but death will not come.

TGRR,
Needs to get home to the laptop.

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So much for that lithe "Black Swan" ballerina body - Natalie Portman is pregnant!

A rep for the 29-year-old Golden Globe nominee confirms to CNN that Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child together.

French-born dancer Millepied, 33, has performed with the New York City Ballet and was the choreographer for Portman's critically acclaimed thriller "Black Swan." The couple were first romantically linked last New Year's Eve, when they attended a party together in New York City.

Portman has not yet revealed the baby's due date or when the wedding will take place. Stay tuned!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So much for that lithe "Black Swan" ballerina body - Natalie Portman is pregnant!

A rep for the 29-year-old Golden Globe nominee confirms to CNN that Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child together.

French-born dancer Millepied, 33, has performed with the New York City Ballet and was the choreographer for Portman's critically acclaimed thriller "Black Swan." The couple were first romantically linked last New Year's Eve, when they attended a party together in New York City.

Portman has not yet revealed the baby's due date or when the wedding will take place. Stay tuned!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 

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Who says May-Miss December romances don't work?

Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old Viagra-popping founder of Playboy, is tying the knot for the third time.

This time the lucky gal is 24-year-old Crystal Harris, December 2009 playmate of the month.

"When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," Hefner posted on his Twitter account. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory."

"Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring," he clarified later for those asking if it was merely a Christmas present or a step forward for the couple.

Hefner posted that he and Harris spent the night before Christmas watching a movie, then exchanging gifts. Hefner had a few for his girlfriend, which Harris tweeted pictures of, including the legendary diamond Playboy watch.

His big gift was the engagement ring. It was a "memorable Christmas Eve together," Hefner tweeted.

Video: The world's ultimate playboy gets engaged

Hefner's love life has, of course, been well documented – including the popular reality show showcasing a trio of girlfriends in "The Girls Next Door."

Hefner and his previous wife, 1988 playmate of the year Kimberley Conrad, were married in 1989 and separated in 1998. They divorced this year. Now Hefner will walk down the aisle half a century after his first marriage in 1959 to Mildred Williams.

But if you think Hef might not be the exact icon of monogamy or a perfect relationship, he begs to differ. In an interview with RadarOnline.com after the breakup of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, he said more than anyone, he knows all of the sides to a relationship – and what makes one work.

"I was married and completely faithful for eight years," he told Radar. "I lived a single life, a playboy lifestyle, before and after it, but while I was married I was faithful to it."  Hefner told the New York Times magazine in July that he uses Viagra – which he called "God's little helper" – a couple of times a week.

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So much for that lithe "Black Swan" ballerina body - Natalie Portman is pregnant!

A rep for the 29-year-old Golden Globe nominee confirms to CNN that Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child together.

French-born dancer Millepied, 33, has performed with the New York City Ballet and was the choreographer for Portman's critically acclaimed thriller "Black Swan." The couple were first romantically linked last New Year's Eve, when they attended a party together in New York City.

Portman has not yet revealed the baby's due date or when the wedding will take place. Stay tuned!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 

I am mentally ill.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Who says May-Miss December romances don't work?

Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old Viagra-popping founder of Playboy, is tying the knot for the third time.

This time the lucky gal is 24-year-old Crystal Harris, December 2009 playmate of the month.

Oh, Hef, when did YOU become ridiculous?

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Teena Marie, a celebrated R&B singer-songwriter, was found dead Sunday at her California home, her manager said.

Born Mary Christine Brockert in Santa Monica, California, the 54-year-old artist famously paired with late funk legend Rick James and was nominated four times for a Grammy Award, according to her official website.

Marie was found dead by her daughter after apparently dying in her sleep, manager Mike Gardner said.

"Teena was a black voice trapped in a white body," said Cathy Hughes, founder of Radio One, a broadcasting company that targets African-American and urban listeners. "I would always tell her that she was one of the greatest vocalists of our time."

Among her songs were "Lovergirl," "Portuguese Love," "Ooo La La La," and "I'm a Sucker for Your Love."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"Bella" is now the 77th most popular name for female babies in America.  It has never before been in the top 200.

The Twilight fans are reproducing.

Boo.

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"Bella" is now the 77th most popular name for female babies in America.  It has never before been in the top 200.

The Twilight fans are reproducing.

Boo.

I always hear that name in the voice of Aros.

Esssssabelllllla.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"Bella" is now the 77th most popular name for female babies in America.  It has never before been in the top 200.

The Twilight fans are reproducing.

Boo.

I always hear that name in the voice of Aros.

Esssssabelllllla.

Just think of it, Charley...A whole segment of the next generation will be raised to act like the characters in the movie Twilight!  They'll be running the country one day!

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"Bella" is now the 77th most popular name for female babies in America.  It has never before been in the top 200.

The Twilight fans are reproducing.

Boo.

I always hear that name in the voice of Aros.

Esssssabelllllla.

Just think of it, Charley...A whole segment of the next generation will be raised to act like the characters in the movie Twilight!  They'll be running the country one day!

And their PA's will all believe in Harry Potter. Does a wizard win in a battle with a werewolf or a vampire?

[Disco Pickle]

"Bella" is now the 77th most popular name for female babies in America.  It has never before been in the top 200.

The Twilight fans are reproducing.

Boo.

I always hear that name in the voice of Aros.

Esssssabelllllla.

Just think of it, Charley...A whole segment of the next generation will be raised to act like the characters in the movie Twilight!  They'll be running the country one day!

all we can hope for is that they rebel against their parents romanticized Twilight vampires and begin actually feeding on the blood of the living.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"Bella" is now the 77th most popular name for female babies in America.  It has never before been in the top 200.

The Twilight fans are reproducing.

Boo.

I always hear that name in the voice of Aros.

Esssssabelllllla.

Just think of it, Charley...A whole segment of the next generation will be raised to act like the characters in the movie Twilight!  They'll be running the country one day!

all we can hope for is that they rebel against their parents romanticized Twilight vampires and begin actually feeding on the blood of the living.

Invest in glitter.

Just saying.