Hey Kai, what do you know about bees?

[Triple Zero]

I gotta find a copy of the legendary "Her Name is Marylou".

I used to think that was the same girl as Tubgirl.

Anyway, Encyclopedia Dramatica probably has it somewhere.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I gotta find a copy of the legendary "Her Name is Marylou".

I used to think that was the same girl as Tubgirl.

Anyway, Encyclopedia Dramatica probably has it somewhere.

It is to Tubgirl what Tubgirl is to a 1970's poster of Cheryl Tiegs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either. 

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

Poor bear.

Most people make a rug out of them, first. 

Every time I watch that I can't help thinking about fleas. And bear lice.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Every time I watch that I can't help thinking about fleas. And bear lice.

And the dead animal probably has some shit, too.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Every time I watch that I can't help thinking about fleas. And bear lice.

And the dead animal probably has some shit, too.

It can't possibly smell good.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Every time I watch that I can't help thinking about fleas. And bear lice.

And the dead animal probably has some shit, too.

It can't possibly smell good.

I hear Northern types don't use their noses for olfactory purposes anyway, but rather just to warm the air before it hits their lungs.

[BabylonHoruv]

(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either. 

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

Woot!  Bestiality snuffporn,  thanks rev.

[Jasper]

Every time I watch that I can't help thinking about fleas. And bear lice.

And the dead animal probably has some shit, too.

It can't possibly smell good.

I hear Northern types don't use their noses for olfactory purposes anyway, but rather just to warm the air before it hits their lungs.

Guilty. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either. 

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

Woot!  Bestiality snuffporn,  thanks rev.

How many humans died in that film, you fucked up piece of shit?

[Kai]

(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either. 

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

Woot!  Bestiality snuffporn,  thanks rev.

Je. Sus. Christ.

Have you no motherfucking shame?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either. 

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

Woot!  Bestiality snuffporn,  thanks rev.

Je. Sus. Christ.

Have you no motherfucking shame?

No.  He fucking doesn't.  He's a wannabe woman murderer, for the purpose of getting his rocks off.

If he had any shame at all, he'd hang himself.

[BabylonHoruv]

(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either. 

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

Woot!  Bestiality snuffporn,  thanks rev.

How many humans died in that film, you fucked up piece of shit?

I didn't watch it all the way through, did they actually?  I just saw a bear get shot and some people humping on it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either. 

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

Woot!  Bestiality snuffporn,  thanks rev.

How many humans died in that film, you fucked up piece of shit?

I didn't watch it all the way through, did they actually?  I just saw a bear get shot and some people humping on it.

So the answer is "zero", and you're an intellectually dishonest piece of filth.  Go drink drano, please.

[Lies]

(we're composed of quantum fields),

Great.  So I can't both look at myself in the mirror and shave?

Actually, what happens is that in one universe you shave, in another you look like a rage-filled Grizzly Adams, and in a third the razor slips and cuts your head clean off.

Grizzly Adams could never be rage filled. Leave my childhood memories unraped LMNO!!

I bet you think that he never had sex with "bears" either. 

http://shakethatbear.com  <---NSFW or anywhere else.

You should have added this to my "things you shouldn't google" thread.

[Lies]

I'm just amazed that a thread about the habits of bees turned into a thread about people fucking on a dead bear.