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Grand Theft Auto gives a nod to discordia

Started by Lies, December 28, 2010, 04:55:04 AM

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Lies

Please leave this thread and fuck off if you already know this, but:

I noticed while playing grand theft auto that there's a mock company that sells "Eris" brand things like shoes and tshirts, very clever and subtle nod to discordianism :)

http://gta.wikia.com/Eris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot-QL-v1WMo

I only just noticed it while playing GTA4 but apparently its in GTA3 as well as they are mentioned in a radio advertisement.

In GTA4 there's a whole website with the mock up webpage dedicated to it as well.

So yeah, that's kinda awesome.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Requia ☣

Sounds more like a standard parody brand.  Replacing one one Greek goddess with another to parody Nike shoes.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Pæs

Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 28, 2010, 06:06:51 AM
Sounds more like a standard parody brand.  Replacing one one Greek goddess with another to parody Nike shoes.
Except for this:

Epimetheus

Quote from: Ferka Zarco on December 28, 2010, 06:08:52 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 28, 2010, 06:06:51 AM
Sounds more like a standard parody brand.  Replacing one one Greek goddess with another to parody Nike shoes.
Except for this:


Maaaayyyybe. But without more information it can't be assumed.
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Requia ☣

Oh, hmm, that does look a lot like an arrow of discord...
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Lies

Except if you go the the mock website in the game they basically spell it out for you. Well, they give you all the letters, you still have to work it out for themselves.
And COME ON.
as if is an accident.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

Quote from: Epimetheus on December 28, 2010, 06:10:47 AM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on December 28, 2010, 06:08:52 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 28, 2010, 06:06:51 AM
Sounds more like a standard parody brand.  Replacing one one Greek goddess with another to parody Nike shoes.
Except for this:


Maaaayyyybe. But without more information it can't be assumed.
:troll:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Phox

Eris is a logical alternative for Nike because Nike is the personification of victory, and and one form of Eris is the personification of athletic competition. [/gas on fire]

Lies

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 07:01:07 AM
Eris is a logical alternative for Nike because Nike is the personification of victory, and and one form of Eris is the personification of athletic competition. [/gas on fire]
You can't *not* find out about discordianism if you look up eris on the web.
And you can't know what the 5 fingered hand of eris looks like without  looking up discordianism.

Ergo, its a nod to discordianism, you skeptic bastards!!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Epimetheus

Quote from: Lies on December 28, 2010, 06:57:51 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on December 28, 2010, 06:10:47 AM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on December 28, 2010, 06:08:52 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on December 28, 2010, 06:06:51 AM
Sounds more like a standard parody brand.  Replacing one one Greek goddess with another to parody Nike shoes.
Except for this:


Maaaayyyybe. But without more information it can't be assumed.
:troll:

Look, it's a fucking doubled letter E. It's not much of a stretch from the bare name. It's not unique enough that it had to be intended as a 5-fingered Hand.
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Phox

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

First page of google results for "eris": Wiki entries for "Eris (dwarf planet)" and "Eris" disambiguation page.

Entries for the goddess Eris at theoi.com and pantheon.org

Two news articles about the discovery of the dwarf planet Eris

and references to the Droid Eris.

Nothing about Discordia on page one.  :fnord:


Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 28, 2010, 07:17:01 AM
...

Nothing about Discordia on page one.  :fnord:


I didn't believe you until i checked for myself!
obviously a conspiracy at work here!

also, if i recall correctly from when i played that game, weren't there some discordian references in the fake ads for the eris clothing that they played on the radio when you're driving around?

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Jasper

Who cares what was intended?  It's publicity either way although granted "Eris" is getting a lot of that these days as noted above.

Planets, phones, virtual shoes...  Terrible insane goddess.  It's a thing.

The Johnny


One time, Eris rode to battle alongside Typhon, while Zeus rode to battle with Biaa and Nike - and no i cannot find the source.
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