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Started by Jasper, December 29, 2010, 03:26:48 AM

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Triple Zero

#15
December 29, 2010, 04:10:10 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 29, 2010, 03:26:48 AM
Everytime you eat an animal you gain it's wisdom.

Does it also mean that, after eating a lot of animals, you are as wise as the average of them? Cause that would explain humanity acting like cattle so much. But don't tell the vegetarihadis that.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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AFK

#16
December 29, 2010, 04:13:07 PM
Don't worry about them, they're just a bunch of beetnecks.  ;)
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#17
December 29, 2010, 07:15:16 PM
:crankey:  :lulz:

If they feel like going against the artistic grain they could be hopsters.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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LMNO

#18
December 29, 2010, 07:17:27 PM
I have it under good athority that a diet consisting soley of vegetables and grains turns you into a cereal killer.

AFK

#19
December 29, 2010, 07:41:23 PM
It is rather ironic that it leads to a decay of moral fiber. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
December 29, 2010, 07:50:20 PM
I hate to derail this perfectly good pun thread since we only have about 43,000 others, but the existence of Thundercats porn is really mind-boggling to me.

Also, I have decided that snuff porn is just another variety of furry.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
December 29, 2010, 07:52:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 07:50:20 PM
Also, I have decided that snuff porn is just another variety of furry.

I have to disagree pretty strongly with that.

Furries are just silly.  Snuff porn at it's worst is actually murder, and at its best an indulgence of a psychopathic tendency.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#22
December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 29, 2010, 07:50:20 PM
I hate to derail this perfectly good pun thread since we only have about 43,000 others, but the existence of Thundercats porn is really mind-boggling to me.

Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.  I can easily see that someone could take those thoughts and run with them.

Phox

#23
December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
December 29, 2010, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

Me.

It'd be like fucking the cat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#25
December 29, 2010, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

The ones who had odd thoughts about Panthro.

Phox

#26
December 29, 2010, 07:56:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:55:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

The ones who had odd thoughts about Panthro.

Good point.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 29, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on December 29, 2010, 07:53:57 PM
Hey, I had odd thoughts about Cheetara when I was a kid.

Who didn't?

Me.

It'd be like fucking the cat.

Also good point.  :lulz:

Richter

#27
December 29, 2010, 07:58:55 PM
[aini]  a cat is fine too  /aini
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#28
December 29, 2010, 07:59:23 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 29, 2010, 07:58:55 PM
[aini]  a cat is fine too  /aini

:vom:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#29
December 29, 2010, 08:00:25 PM
Just not a black cat, yeah?
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