Friend me, you fuckos.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'll never feel clean on the internet again.

Oh, this is gonna be AMAZING.

I'm trying to friend all of your friends.  All of you.

Then the horror begins.

BBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! awesome

[Telarus]

friended

[Lies]

I was wondering why facebook wasn't working this morning.

After it eventually came back online, I realised what had happened: TGRR had arrived, and the servers were hiding in fear.

[maphdet]

I was wondering why facebook wasn't working this morning.

After it eventually came back online, I realised what had happened: TGRR had arrived, and the servers were hiding in fear.

That's what happened to it today. I was wondering.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Friended.

[Lies]

Also, I refuse to "friend" you TGRR, you are now a frienemy though 

[Cainad (dec.)]

oh god what have i done

[Nephew Twiddleton]

oh god what have i done

That's my reaction too.

Blight,
Feeling a weird sense of dread

[Phox]

Hehe. Suckers

Phox,
Does not have facebook. 

[Jasper]

Oh god what if my family accepts his friend requests

[Salty]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Everyone on my list has EARNED this. It's what they get for all that PUT THIS IN YOUR STATUS UPDATE TO HONOR/REMEMBER/EMPOWER YOUR LOVED ONES/ FIGHT CANCER/WORLD HUNGER/CHILD ABUSE horseshit. And checking in every god damned five fucking seconds getting used to making sure The Man knows just where you are.

Screw those fuckers. I've been trying to "improve" their lives in small painfully interesting ways by myself. Frankly, I could use the help.

[Phox]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Everyone on my list has EARNED this. It's what they get for all that PUT THIS IN YOUR STATUS UPDATE TO HONOR/REMEMBER/EMPOWER YOUR LOVED ONES/ FIGHT CANCER/WORLD HUNGER/CHILD ABUSE horseshit. And checking in every god damned five fucking seconds getting used to making sure The Man knows just where you are.

Screw those fuckers. I've been trying to "improve" their lives in small painfully interesting ways by myself. Frankly, I could use the help.

The reasons I do not have facebook spelled out ITT.

[Lies]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Everyone on my list has EARNED this. It's what they get for all that PUT THIS IN YOUR STATUS UPDATE TO HONOR/REMEMBER/EMPOWER YOUR LOVED ONES/ FIGHT CANCER/WORLD HUNGER/CHILD ABUSE horseshit. And checking in every god damned five fucking seconds getting used to making sure The Man knows just where you are.

Screw those fuckers. I've been trying to "improve" their lives in small painfully interesting ways by myself. Frankly, I could use the help.

The reasons I do not have facebook spelled out ITT.

The reasons I don't have friends who do that shit, and if they do, I keep them purely around for fucking with.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Oh god what if my family accepts his friend requests

I almost never accept family friend requests. Also, Roger, PM incoming.

[Jasper]

I was a newbie at the time, I didn't realize it meant they could read everything I said and keep tabs on me.