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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 30, 2010, 01:58:08 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#15
December 30, 2010, 03:44:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 02:20:48 AM
Quote from: Richter on December 30, 2010, 02:13:40 AM
I'll never feel clean on the internet again.

Oh, this is gonna be AMAZING.

I'm trying to friend all of your friends.  All of you.

Then the horror begins.

BBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! awesome

Telarus

#16
December 30, 2010, 03:55:56 AM
friended
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Lies

#17
December 30, 2010, 04:02:24 AM
I was wondering why facebook wasn't working this morning.

After it eventually came back online, I realised what had happened: TGRR had arrived, and the servers were hiding in fear.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

maphdet

#18
December 30, 2010, 04:19:29 AM
Quote from: Lies on December 30, 2010, 04:02:24 AM
I was wondering why facebook wasn't working this morning.

After it eventually came back online, I realised what had happened: TGRR had arrived, and the servers were hiding in fear.

That's what happened to it today. I was wondering.
:lulz:
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
December 30, 2010, 04:37:35 AM
Friended.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lies

#20
December 30, 2010, 05:31:03 AM
Also, I refuse to "friend" you TGRR, you are now a frienemy though  :argh!:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cainad (dec.)

#21
December 30, 2010, 05:32:16 AM
oh god what have i done

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
December 30, 2010, 05:43:03 AM
Quote from: Cainad on December 30, 2010, 05:32:16 AM
oh god what have i done

That's my reaction too.

Blight,
Feeling a weird sense of dread
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

#23
December 30, 2010, 05:49:44 AM
Hehe. Suckers

Phox,
Does not have facebook.  :lulz:

Jasper

#24
December 30, 2010, 06:00:42 AM
Oh god what if my family accepts his friend requests :x

Salty

#25
December 30, 2010, 06:07:36 AM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Everyone on my list has EARNED this. It's what they get for all that PUT THIS IN YOUR STATUS UPDATE TO HONOR/REMEMBER/EMPOWER YOUR LOVED ONES/ FIGHT CANCER/WORLD HUNGER/CHILD ABUSE horseshit. And checking in every god damned five fucking seconds getting used to making sure The Man knows just where you are.

Screw those fuckers. I've been trying to "improve" their lives in small painfully interesting ways by myself. Frankly, I could use the help.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Phox

#26
December 30, 2010, 06:11:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 30, 2010, 06:07:36 AM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Everyone on my list has EARNED this. It's what they get for all that PUT THIS IN YOUR STATUS UPDATE TO HONOR/REMEMBER/EMPOWER YOUR LOVED ONES/ FIGHT CANCER/WORLD HUNGER/CHILD ABUSE horseshit. And checking in every god damned five fucking seconds getting used to making sure The Man knows just where you are.

Screw those fuckers. I've been trying to "improve" their lives in small painfully interesting ways by myself. Frankly, I could use the help.

The reasons I do not have facebook spelled out ITT.

Lies

#27
December 30, 2010, 06:26:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on December 30, 2010, 06:11:46 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 30, 2010, 06:07:36 AM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Everyone on my list has EARNED this. It's what they get for all that PUT THIS IN YOUR STATUS UPDATE TO HONOR/REMEMBER/EMPOWER YOUR LOVED ONES/ FIGHT CANCER/WORLD HUNGER/CHILD ABUSE horseshit. And checking in every god damned five fucking seconds getting used to making sure The Man knows just where you are.

Screw those fuckers. I've been trying to "improve" their lives in small painfully interesting ways by myself. Frankly, I could use the help.

The reasons I do not have facebook spelled out ITT.
The reasons I don't have friends who do that shit, and if they do, I keep them purely around for fucking with.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Nephew Twiddleton

#28
December 30, 2010, 06:27:19 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on December 30, 2010, 06:00:42 AM
Oh god what if my family accepts his friend requests :x

I almost never accept family friend requests. Also, Roger, PM incoming.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jasper

#29
December 30, 2010, 06:35:12 AM
I was a newbie at the time, I didn't realize it meant they could read everything I said and keep tabs on me.
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