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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 30, 2010, 01:58:08 AM

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Dalek

Facebook will never be the same again. Friended you.

Epimetheus

Oh, fuck. I am really, really tempted to un-delete my Facebook for this.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

NWC

PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Fujikoma

I'd do it, but I won't touch that facebook crap with a ten foot pole. It's worse than crack... It'd teach those mafia wars guys for shitting up my wall when I haven't signed in in about a year.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sigmatic on December 30, 2010, 06:00:42 AM
Oh god what if my family accepts his friend requests :x

Then they, too, shall be bludgeoned with the Horrible Truths that shall be revealed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on December 30, 2010, 06:07:36 AM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Everyone on my list has EARNED this. It's what they get for all that PUT THIS IN YOUR STATUS UPDATE TO HONOR/REMEMBER/EMPOWER YOUR LOVED ONES/ FIGHT CANCER/WORLD HUNGER/CHILD ABUSE horseshit. And checking in every god damned five fucking seconds getting used to making sure The Man knows just where you are.

Screw those fuckers. I've been trying to "improve" their lives in small painfully interesting ways by myself. Frankly, I could use the help.

Well, now I'm going to give them NEW things to put in their status.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: NWC on December 30, 2010, 10:58:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 01:58:08 AM
http://www.facebook.com/editprofile.php?sk=basic&success=1#!/profile.php?id=100001249978273

Christ, I hate you more already.

Dude, you went to Naperville North? I grew up in Wheaton and Elmhurst.

Yeah, that's where I landed when I arrived in America.  My first GF was in Wheaton.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

NWC

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 01:36:51 PM
My first GF was in Wheaton.   :lulz:

I'm sorry.


What a horrible place. More churches per capita than any other town in the US.
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: NWC on December 30, 2010, 02:10:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 01:36:51 PM
My first GF was in Wheaton.   :lulz:

I'm sorry.


What a horrible place. More churches per capita than any other town in the US.

They were all there to keep Betsy from sin.

They failed.  :fap:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 02:38:12 PM
Done, bitch, do your worst.

ho ho ho

Several of my non-Discordian friends have dubbed my home page Asshole Central.  :evil:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 03:35:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2010, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 30, 2010, 02:38:12 PM
Done, bitch, do your worst.

ho ho ho

Several of my non-Discordian friends have dubbed my home page Asshole Central.  :evil:

Well, let's just see if we can't ratchet it up a notch, shall we?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios