Predictions for 2011

[AFK]

2011 is going to be the 10th Anniversary of you know what. 

The sanctimony and fearmongering will be of epic proportions this year. 

I predict I will vomit until it burns. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Can we at least save poor Steven Tyler?  I mean, the poor guy doesn't know what he's doing.  Clearly he still has cocaine residue in his brain making him do this stupid shit. 

Only because he helped produce Liv. AND FOR NO OTHER REASON! 

I have my doubts about that. Generally monkeys are incapable of reproducing with humans.

[BadBeast]

Post-Priory George Michael, crashes his Porcshe through shop windowfront, coked up, and incapacitated on Skunkweed. And sit's there sobbing. Again.

Mc'Cartney still fails to die.

Tests done on the DNA of Idi Amin, prove conclusively that he really was a third Cousin to the Queen, on her (real) Great Grandfather's side)

When diagnosed with senile dementia, Dubya claims he "Must've caught it offa Nancy, just like Ron did".

Worldwide Riots, when people suddenly realise that the New Year, is actually an old one. (and has been for some time)
No-one is injured, but they smash up all the Clocks. Wikileaks blamed for letting it slip..

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Worldwide Riots, when people suddenly realise that the New Year, is actually an old one. (and has been for some time)

Nothing new there.  We mentioned a month ago or so that it has become obvious that they've been recycling years.

[LMNO]

Assanje dies.  Yes, it was murder.

[BadBeast]

Worldwide Riots, when people suddenly realise that the New Year, is actually an old one. (and has been for some time)

Nothing new there.  We mentioned a month ago or so that it has become obvious that they've been recycling years.

Takes 'em a while to catch on, but they all get it at at the same moment. Causing Worldwide Temporal dislocation Hotspots. People disappear. Assange blamed.   

[Whatever]

Worldwide Riots, when people suddenly realise that the New Year, is actually an old one. (and has been for some time)

Nothing new there.  We mentioned a month ago or so that it has become obvious that they've been recycling years.

I vote for a re-run of 1976. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Worldwide Riots, when people suddenly realise that the New Year, is actually an old one. (and has been for some time)

Nothing new there.  We mentioned a month ago or so that it has become obvious that they've been recycling years.

I vote for a re-run of 1976. 

1992. We can tell all the grunge kids what the future is like and bring them to new levels of despair. Or conversely 1968 and we can tell all the hippies that they stop dropping acid and eventually become The Man^TM

[Adios]

Worldwide Riots, when people suddenly realise that the New Year, is actually an old one. (and has been for some time)

Nothing new there.  We mentioned a month ago or so that it has become obvious that they've been recycling years.

I vote for a re-run of 1976. 

1992. We can tell all the grunge kids what the future is like and bring them to new levels of despair. Or conversely 1968 and we can tell all the hippies that they stop dropping acid and eventually become The Man^TM

1. Good luck convincing a hippie from 1968 that they were even there.

[LMNO]

I don't want to go back in time, I just want to be younger.  Early twenties would be good.

[Whatever]

I was born in 1968.   

[Whatever]

I don't want to go back in time, I just want to be younger.  Early twenties would be good.

I like this, but I want to go back far enough that I can change my major in college.  I hate business and math. 

[BabylonHoruv]

There will be a major environmental disaster due to corporate fuckery.

The corporation(s) responsible ill receive reparations from the government because of it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was born in 1968.   

Thus making you a grunge kid? Math is right.

[Adios]

I was born in 1968.   

I was born in '53 so technically I was there, but there is no memory of it.