Italy to ban plastic bags

[Phox]

Plastic bags are for pussies.

[Fujikoma]

Plastic bags are for pussies.

Somehow I don't see that as a reliable method of contraception.

[Adios]

Anyway, these plastic bags, huh?

Too late.  Thread killed by yet another round of weak puns.

Damn, I was hoping for 50 pages of meaningless arguments.

Fuck.

Later.

/sarcasm/

[Epimetheus]

Thread Summary: Banning smoking anywhere is just an environmentalist fad, breathing fresh air should only be done in the privacy of your own home, and we should all be able to shove styrofoam down the throats of the asthmatic.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

He won't know what to do if he ever seens TGRR and ECH go at each other's throats.


...We're way overdue for one of those. WTF.

I've been cheating on you guys, and expending my wrath elsewhere.

And the Tea Party is starting to like it, much the same way hostages grow to love their captors.

[Adios]

It's official Roger. Thread dead.

[Phox]

Plastic bags are for pussies.

Somehow I don't see that as a reliable method of contraception.

Sure, ever seen a female condom?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

He won't know what to do if he ever seens TGRR and ECH go at each other's throats.


...We're way overdue for one of those. WTF.

I've been cheating on you guys, and expending my wrath elsewhere.

And the Tea Party is starting to like it, much the same way hostages grow to love their captors.

I'll fix that.  Time to turn up the perversion level.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Anyway, these plastic bags, huh?

Too late.  Thread killed by yet another round of weak puns.

This.

The problem is, the new people see it and think it's the way to be popular and well-liked.

It isn't.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Anyway, these plastic bags, huh?

Too late.  Thread killed by yet another round of weak puns.

This.

The problem is, the new people see it and think it's the way to be popular and well-liked.

It isn't.

It was funny for the first 30 or so conversations it murdered.

Now it's my signal to stop putting any effort into my posts.  Hell, I'd just sent you a response to your "whining smokers" post, and it got promptly buried under what aren't even puns, but rather weak & stretched plays on words.

An occasional well-crafted pun is funny.  Six fucking pages of weak puns IN EVERY THREAD just makes me want to shut my computer off and take up mah jong.

[Epimetheus]

I've been here four years. Clearly I haven't learned much.

eta I get the point though. Apologies.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Anyway, these plastic bags, huh?

Too late.  Thread killed by yet another round of weak puns.

This.

The problem is, the new people see it and think it's the way to be popular and well-liked.

It isn't.

It was funny for the first 30 or so conversations it murdered.

Now it's my signal to stop putting any effort into my posts.  Hell, I'd just sent you a response to your "whining smokers" post, and it got promptly buried under what aren't even puns, but rather weak & stretched plays on words.

An occasional well-crafted pun is funny.  Six fucking pages of weak puns IN EVERY THREAD just makes me want to shut my computer off and take up mah jong.

Yeah, it's fucking old. Derailing into pages of weak puns at every opportunity isn't a "fun game"; it's a fucking annoying way to trash every thread in the place. Congratulations to them for bringing the inanity level of the board down to Myspace levels.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seriously. This thread cannot begin to contain my contempt for people who whine about being oppressed because they aren't allowed to publicly impose their unhealthy, addictive, expensive luxury pastime on others.

Stop hating America™.  Seriously.  This IS America, dammit, and it's high time we FORCED you to eat loads of red meat and junk food.  You smug, holier-than-thou hippie-type-pinko-fag patchouli-huffers are in for it now!  Sarah Palin could snap your limp wrists just by flexing her womb.

TGRR,
Prepared for the new paradigm.

Look at this shit. This is fucking quality. This thread was going places. But the army of would-be punsters smothered it with facile and unfunny wordplay before it even had a chance. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Seriously. This thread cannot begin to contain my contempt for people who whine about being oppressed because they aren't allowed to publicly impose their unhealthy, addictive, expensive luxury pastime on others.

Stop hating America™.  Seriously.  This IS America, dammit, and it's high time we FORCED you to eat loads of red meat and junk food.  You smug, holier-than-thou hippie-type-pinko-fag patchouli-huffers are in for it now!  Sarah Palin could snap your limp wrists just by flexing her womb.

TGRR,
Prepared for the new paradigm.

Look at this shit. This is fucking quality. This thread was going places. But the army of would-be punsters smothered it with facile and unfunny wordplay before it even had a chance. 

Thanks.  I won't be bothering again, outside of my 5-part series threads.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seriously. This thread cannot begin to contain my contempt for people who whine about being oppressed because they aren't allowed to publicly impose their unhealthy, addictive, expensive luxury pastime on others.

Stop hating America™.  Seriously.  This IS America, dammit, and it's high time we FORCED you to eat loads of red meat and junk food.  You smug, holier-than-thou hippie-type-pinko-fag patchouli-huffers are in for it now!  Sarah Palin could snap your limp wrists just by flexing her womb.

TGRR,
Prepared for the new paradigm.

Look at this shit. This is fucking quality. This thread was going places. But the army of would-be punsters smothered it with facile and unfunny wordplay before it even had a chance.  

Thanks.  I won't be bothering again, outside of my 5-part series threads.

I miss the old days, when a thread could spontaneously blow up into a glorious train of ranting and funny. Before people decided it was cool to just shit lame jokes everywhere instead of trying to post anything worth reading.