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Started by Cain, January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM

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Cain

January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
That's the only plausible explanation I can find for this http://www.wecanknow.com/

Phox

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January 04, 2011, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
That's the only plausible explanation I can find for this http://www.wecanknow.com/

So, what happens if the rapture doesn't happen on May 21, 2011? Dos this mean they all turn in their Christian cards and become rabid atheists?

Cain

#2
January 04, 2011, 11:21:04 AM
I sincerely hope so.  But no doubt if it does not end, it will mean God has changed his mind.  Fickle bastard.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon more on the group

Phox

#3
January 04, 2011, 11:27:24 AM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 04, 2011, 11:21:04 AM
I sincerely hope so.  But no doubt if it does not end, it will mean God has changed his mind.  Fickle bastard.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon more on the group
:asplode:

Lies

#4
January 04, 2011, 12:21:18 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110103/ap_on_re/us_rel_apocalypse_soon

""If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all," Warden said."
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Suu

#5
January 04, 2011, 12:28:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 04, 2011, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
That's the only plausible explanation I can find for this http://www.wecanknow.com/

So, what happens if the rapture doesn't happen on May 21, 2011? Dos this mean they all turn in their Christian cards and become rabid atheists?

It means that they'll believe they weren't saved, and we could have some riots or mass Evangelical suicides on our hands.

:popcorn:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Lies

#6
January 04, 2011, 12:41:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 04, 2011, 12:28:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 04, 2011, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: The Poster With No Name on January 04, 2011, 11:07:13 AM
That's the only plausible explanation I can find for this http://www.wecanknow.com/

So, what happens if the rapture doesn't happen on May 21, 2011? Dos this mean they all turn in their Christian cards and become rabid atheists?

It means that they'll believe they weren't saved, and we could have some riots or mass Evangelical suicides on our hands.

:popcorn:
Unfortunately, as much as I'd like that to happen, I think they'll just come up with some stupid excuse like 'opps, we read it backwards, it's meant to be 11/02, 2105."
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Elder Iptuous

#7
January 04, 2011, 02:07:59 PM
i actually saw one of these folks out in the wild...
i was on a source inspection at one of our vendors and saw a bumper sticker for them.
lady who owned the truck seemed 'normal' enough, so it was kind of strange knowing that the person you're talking to really believes that the end is nigh.

Phox

#8
January 04, 2011, 02:13:08 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 04, 2011, 02:07:59 PM
i actually saw one of these folks out in the wild...
i was on a source inspection at one of our vendors and saw a bumper sticker for them.
lady who owned the truck seemed 'normal' enough, so it was kind of strange knowing that the person you're talking to really believes that the end is nigh.

Your first mistake is to assume that 'normal' means 'not fucking insane'.

Elder Iptuous

#9
January 04, 2011, 02:24:03 PM
oh no.
i've made no such assumption.  i'm of the opinion that every person on this planet is batshit crazy in one way or another, and the only ones that freak me out are the ones for which i can't determine their particular psychosis.

the last yatto

#10
January 04, 2011, 02:24:21 PM
Is that the day they storm town halls again?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Phox

#11
January 04, 2011, 02:26:44 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 04, 2011, 02:24:03 PM
oh no.
i've made no such assumption.  i'm of the opinion that every person on this planet is batshit crazy in one way or another, and the only ones that freak me out are the ones for which i can't determine their particular psychosis.


Ah, in that case, we are of the same mind.

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?
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#13
January 04, 2011, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Google Lemmings.

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
January 04, 2011, 02:59:03 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 04, 2011, 02:57:40 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 04, 2011, 02:55:33 PM
Why are some Christians so keen on the End Times? Does anyone know if there's an actual psychological profile behind it? I know being any sort of Protestant other than a Lutheran or a Unitarian automatically makes you a little more crazy than others by default, but what's going on here?

Google Lemmings.

:lulz:
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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