What the fuck do I do with this?

[Jenne]

If you still have the port, reduce it to 1/3, buy a block of cheap stilton, break it into chunks, put it in a box, add the port and some bay leaves and one star anise pod. Let sit cold and eat it with a spoon.

...I think that's pretty similar to what my dad was telling me my mom wanted to do with HIS port...sounds good, actuallly.

[Sepia]

It's very nice. Add some crackers with caraway seeds, a little spinach tossed in oil and you have a dish

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Damn that sounds good...

[Kai]

I dissagree with those in this thread that say alcoholic beverages taste like crap. I no longer drink, and if I could buy a good NA stout or some NA wine, I would. Love a chewy stout, but they are so high in ABV.

[East Coast Hustle]

Non alcoholic stouts or wines would not, by definition, be included in the "alcoholic drinks taste crappy we've just trained ourselves to like them" debate. And you can buy both of those things, BTW. I'm pretty sure that Clausthaler makes an NA stout and there is an NA wine called "Fre", though it's terrible. You'd be better off just adding a splash of vinegar to some grape juice.

Thing is, if you had never in your life enjoyed any alcoholic beverages, would you still have a hankering for either of those things?

[Triple Zero]

what's wrong with learning to enjoy new things that you didn't enjoy before?

cause following that reasoning you're just allowed to enjoy warm clothing, shelter, basic food, water, health and sex.

at least, I think that's pretty much the list of stuff that people instinctively enjoy and yearn for even if they never experienced it before.

maybe with the exception of food, water and health.

cause you can't say "you wouldn't be hankering for food if you had never had anything to eat before in your life", cause they'd be dead.

so therefore nobody is allowed to enjoy any kind of food ever.

QED

but don't listen to ECH he doesn't like Grolsch, what does he know about food, anyway?

[East Coast Hustle]

I never said that there was anything wrong with it. In fact, I heartily endorse it. Just making an observation, that's all.