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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 11, 2011, 05:20:18 PM

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Kai

#105
January 12, 2011, 02:41:59 AM
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#106
January 12, 2011, 02:46:24 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 02:41:59 AM
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.

JELLUS MUCH? :fap:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#107
January 12, 2011, 02:47:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 12, 2011, 02:41:31 AM
LOOK AT THEIR CUTE LITTLE ARACHNID FACES! THEY ARE SO MOTHERFUCKING CUTE!

WHO'S THE BABIES' DADDY?

NOT ME!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#108
January 12, 2011, 03:14:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:46:24 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 02:41:59 AM
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.

JELLUS MUCH? :fap:

Hardly. Why would I want your festering stds? That and all your mormons, and imbeciles.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#109
January 12, 2011, 03:18:14 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 03:14:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:46:24 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 02:41:59 AM
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.

JELLUS MUCH? :fap:

Hardly. Why would I want your festering stds? That and all your mormons, and imbeciles.

See, that's the problem with you secular-humanist spags.  Ya just don't know how to have a good time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#110
January 12, 2011, 04:08:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 03:18:14 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 03:14:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:46:24 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 02:41:59 AM
No wonder you all have herpes and syphilis.

JELLUS MUCH? :fap:

Hardly. Why would I want your festering stds? That and all your mormons, and imbeciles.

See, that's the problem with you secular-humanist spags.  Ya just don't know how to have a good time.

We know how to have a good time. We just don't include dumb ass shit under that heading.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Don Coyote

#111
January 12, 2011, 04:18:58 AM
OH HAI IS DIS DA FREAD WHERE ROGER HURTS MAH FEELINGS?!?!?!?!?!

Kai

#112
January 12, 2011, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 12, 2011, 04:18:58 AM
OH HAI IS DIS DA FREAD WHERE ROGER HURTS MAH FEELINGS?!?!?!?!?!

FUCK OFF, WE'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Don Coyote

#113
January 12, 2011, 04:40:49 AM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 04:22:01 AM
Quote from: Don Coyooooote on January 12, 2011, 04:18:58 AM
OH HAI IS DIS DA FREAD WHERE ROGER HURTS MAH FEELINGS?!?!?!?!?!

FUCK OFF, WE'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT.

FUCK YUO MY SNAILS DIED FROM ARGUMENT!!!

The Johnny

#114
January 12, 2011, 06:12:40 AM

FUCK YOU MY SALT GOT ABSORBED BY A SNAIL
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Adios

#115
January 12, 2011, 02:16:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2011, 02:02:06 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on January 12, 2011, 01:28:54 AM
Roger, was on base driving. $100.00 fine for using cell phone. That's why I didn't answer.

Warning tickets for speeding, following too closely, obscene gesture.   :lulz:

:lulz:

Lucky bastard.

East Coast Hustle

#116
January 12, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 04:08:22 AM
We know how to have a good time. We just don't include dumb ass shit under that heading.

This statement is incompatible with itself.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

#117
January 12, 2011, 02:41:51 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 12, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 04:08:22 AM
We know how to have a good time. We just don't include dumb ass shit under that heading.

This statement is incompatible with itself.

:lulz:

I thought so too.

Kai

#118
January 12, 2011, 03:22:21 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hipster on January 12, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
Quote from: ϗ on January 12, 2011, 04:08:22 AM
We know how to have a good time. We just don't include dumb ass shit under that heading.

This statement is incompatible with itself.

Says you.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#119
November 04, 2011, 08:13:07 PM
BUMP.

The Reverend is IN.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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