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Started by Suu, January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM

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Jenne

#120
January 14, 2011, 12:40:27 AM
Hey, if you can figure out what the HELL I can use all this Blackberry Brandy I have, I'd appreciate it.  See, before my dad was taken, we uh LIQUIDATED his bar for this practice golf center he owned.  I ended up with like THREE bottles of goddamned BLACKBERRY brandy.  I searched the internet (years ago, but still) and no recipe I saw made any fucking sense as to drinkability or even utility of this shit.

I recently had a sangria with it in it that was cool...so beyond that, I'm STUCK.  Help?

Triple Zero

#121
January 14, 2011, 12:52:55 AM
Wow it's sure SUNNY where you are Jenne :D [kinda jealous, they should get that Spring stuff started soon]
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Suu

#122
January 14, 2011, 12:59:13 AM
Hmm...Blackberry brandy is one of those things that you have by itself when it's fuckall cold out.

You might be able to fix it with other fruity liquors like Cointreau/Grandma, Blue Curacao, etc, and it's fantastic in coffee. Try a coffee with it and amaretto and a bit of heavy cream.

Also, cola. Make blackberry brandy and coke!

You can also try baking with it.
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Jenne

#123
January 14, 2011, 01:07:22 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 14, 2011, 12:52:55 AM
Wow it's sure SUNNY where you are Jenne :D [kinda jealous, they should get that Spring stuff started soon]

Is San Diego!  We are well-known for our year-round sunshine! :D

Jenne

#124
January 14, 2011, 01:08:00 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 14, 2011, 12:59:13 AM
Hmm...Blackberry brandy is one of those things that you have by itself when it's fuckall cold out.

You might be able to fix it with other fruity liquors like Cointreau/Grandma, Blue Curacao, etc, and it's fantastic in coffee. Try a coffee with it and amaretto and a bit of heavy cream.

Also, cola. Make blackberry brandy and coke!

You can also try baking with it.

Ah...all good ideas.  Ok, will try some at some point and get back to ya.

The Good Reverend Roger

#125
January 14, 2011, 02:17:45 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM
POST AND I WILL DESIGN A DRINK* FOR YUO.









*Drinkability not guaranteed.

*ahem*

The ingredients I have available are:

Diet stuff, store brand.
Orange juice.
Water.
Early Times bourbon
Orange fru-fru TGIF drink mix (just add ice)
Ice
Paint thinner.
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Suu

#126
January 14, 2011, 02:20:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 02:17:45 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM
POST AND I WILL DESIGN A DRINK* FOR YUO.









*Drinkability not guaranteed.

*ahem*

The ingredients I have available are:

Diet stuff, store brand.
Orange juice.
Water.
Early Times bourbon
Orange fru-fru TGIF drink mix (just add ice)
Ice
Paint thinner.

What do you have in the spice cabinet?
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#127
January 14, 2011, 02:26:52 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 14, 2011, 02:20:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2011, 02:17:45 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 11, 2011, 09:44:01 PM
POST AND I WILL DESIGN A DRINK* FOR YUO.









*Drinkability not guaranteed.

*ahem*

The ingredients I have available are:

Diet stuff, store brand.
Orange juice.
Water.
Early Times bourbon
Orange fru-fru TGIF drink mix (just add ice)
Ice
Paint thinner.

What do you have in the spice cabinet?

Freeky lives with me.  Assume I have everything.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#128
January 14, 2011, 02:41:25 AM
Umm...


1 part bourbon
1 parts orange juice
shake in "about that much" nutmeg, clove, and cinnamon. Freeky should know how much that is.

It should kind of be like mulled cider, only of the orange juice kind.

Or:

Diet Cola and Bourbon


Or:

Bourbon, Paint thinner, and water over ice.


Stay away from that Creamsicle crap.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#129
January 14, 2011, 04:06:59 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 13, 2011, 02:32:50 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 13, 2011, 03:57:51 AM
Whaddya got for a cranky old Squid?


"The Bloody Squid"

1 part Hot V8
1 part Clamato
1/2 part vodka
Splash olive brine
Splash Tabasco
Dash Thai fish sauce
Dash Bitters
Lime wedge

This sounds disgusting. Enjoy!

THIS SOUNDS FUCKING AWFUL!!!! I'M GONNA THROW THIS INTO MY FACE AND HOPE THAT MY SKIN SOAKS UP THE ALCOHOL AND GETS ME DRUNK! I'LL BE SURE TO AVOID SEA GULLS AS I'M SURE THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RESIST THE STENCH!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Suu

#130
January 14, 2011, 12:38:11 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 14, 2011, 04:06:59 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 13, 2011, 02:32:50 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 13, 2011, 03:57:51 AM
Whaddya got for a cranky old Squid?


"The Bloody Squid"

1 part Hot V8
1 part Clamato
1/2 part vodka
Splash olive brine
Splash Tabasco
Dash Thai fish sauce
Dash Bitters
Lime wedge

This sounds disgusting. Enjoy!

THIS SOUNDS FUCKING AWFUL!!!! I'M GONNA THROW THIS INTO MY FACE AND HOPE THAT MY SKIN SOAKS UP THE ALCOHOL AND GETS ME DRUNK! I'LL BE SURE TO AVOID SEA GULLS AS I'M SURE THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RESIST THE STENCH!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

WOO!

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Slyph

#131
January 22, 2011, 03:46:55 PM Last Edit: January 22, 2011, 05:46:36 PM by Slyph
Can you suggest something where the primary ingredient is Plymouth gin? I want to mix it up a little. usually I either go for a martini of 3/1 Plymouth/noilly stirred with an olive, or a gimlet: 1 part plymouth 1 part rose's lime, shaken. I like them pretty simple. I mean, my second favourite drink is maker's and soda. That simple.

Suu

#132
January 23, 2011, 10:36:44 PM
Plymouth is it's own animal. I wouldn't do anything to it other than mix with your favorite tonic.

Plus, gin in itself is tricky.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#133
March 26, 2011, 04:45:40 AM
Blood for Blight! Blood for Blight!

(also, bump)
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Luna

#134
March 26, 2011, 10:21:25 AM
You can post mine.   :D
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