A hell-oh from meh

[Felis V]

Good <<time of day>>⁺, <<name here>>⁺!

I am writing to (inform you/remind you/remind you for the final time)* that I (have/previously/will shortly be)* arrived.

I am also accepting (blame/fnords/a beating)* for initiating the Devival article on Wikipedia, as directed by the leader of my (cabal/sect/(Satanic/Erisian/Contra-X-tian)* cult)*.

I look forward to (working with you/screwing with your mind/being truly mad)* (./!)*

Yours,

Pope Felis V.
⁺complete with your details.
*delete as applicable.

[Suu]

Pool's on the roof.

[Adios]

You talk funny.

[AFK]

Gah!  I'm having horrible flashbacks to the SATs!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That was so edgy and zany that I shit myself.

Felis, you owe me a new pair of underpants.  Fucker.

[Adios]

Why do they do that?

[Jenne]

*peers through the OP for the nuts and chewy parts amongst the otherwise gooeyness*

So what's the "Devival" article for the Wiki and who's/what's the name of your cabal?  Or is this posted elsewhere around here?

[Suu]

That was so edgy and zany that I shit myself.

Felis, you owe me a new pair of underpants.  Fucker.

Behold! The power of a really real Discordian!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Well, I puked.
Good work

[Telarus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Devival&direction=prev&oldid=344456437

Hi Frank.

I added the Cyclone of Slack 2009 info to the article last year.

Welcome to the forum.

[Phox]

Nobody gives a flying fuck, and we already hate you. Have a pleasant morning. 

ETA: Please see the following threads (for serious ways to avoid serious hate):
Okay So You Found Us, and We're Not What You Expected
ATTN:Fuckface

RETA: And do take them personally. 

Triple ETA for Triple Zero: Added emotes and qualification. 

[Don Coyote]

Meanwhile back the ranch where we last left our intrepid heroes...

[Triple Zero]

Nobody gives a flying fuck, and we already hate you. Have a pleasant morning.

ETA: Please see the following threads:
Okay So You Found Us, and We're Not What You Expected
ATTN:Fuckface

RETA: And do take them personally.

[Triple Zero]

Really, Phox?

The guy made ONE post. Sure it was somewhat on the pineal side, but on the other hand the message was perfectly clear: "Hi I'm new, you may know me from having made the Devival page on Wikipedia" -- wasn't really that hard to understand was it?

WTF is wrong with writing it down in a strange and funny manner? Actually WTF is wrong with YOU?!

Does it make your ego bigger to do this or something? Do you think THIS is what PD is all about? In that case, maybe you should do well to read a bunch of those introductory threads yourself.

The reason we shit on the zany pineal n00bs is when they're producing absolutely incoherent word salad babble that nobody can understand.

Or, if this guy is going to continue writing like that.

[Phox]

Really, Phox?

The guy made ONE post. Sure it was somewhat on the pineal side, but on the other hand the message was perfectly clear: "Hi I'm new, you may know me from having made the Devival page on Wikipedia" -- wasn't really that hard to understand was it?

WTF is wrong with writing it down in a strange and funny manner? Actually WTF is wrong with YOU?!

Does it make your ego bigger to do this or something? Do you think THIS is what PD is all about? In that case, maybe you should do well to read a bunch of those introductory threads yourself.

The reason we shit on the zany pineal n00bs is when they're producing absolutely incoherent word salad babble that nobody can understand.

Or, if this guy is going to continue writing like that.

Okay, Trip. Maybe I was a bit harsh, but it's my schtick. If you haven't seen it, I've basically done this to all the newbs recently.  Poe's law, I guess, since I didn't include any emotes.

ETA: Fixed. Jeez, you guys need to lighten up.