Discordianism apparently cost me a job...

[Dean]

Chapter 27

A good mindfuck leaves no reasons;
A good sabateur leaves no evidence;
A good artist leaves new questions;
A good barstool removes much idle speculation;
The perfect prison cell looks like the environment;
A nice tie opens many doors.

So a wise spag knows how to blend in,
and takes their freedom once inside.
They understand the people around them,
and know how to get things done.
This is called "Tweaking the Machine™".

Those who proclaim their individuality by following rebels
are still grey, though their fingernails be black.
Such things bring my palms to my face.

The Machine™ cannot be stopped.
But you can gradually redesign it
part by part,
party by party.


Chapter 30

If you're going to do some Covert Ops in the name of Discordia,
keep your head down, and Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut.
A mowhawk is as good as a target during Police Action.

The wise spags toss a wrench into the Machine™,
and then walk away.
They strike against Authority, but don't put it on the Internet.
They subvert the paradigm, but don't stick around to watch.
They mindfuck the people, but don't pat themselves on the back.

If two people know a thing, it is not a secret.
Getting away with it means staying away from it.

What book is this from?

[LMNO]

The Chao Te Ching, currently in production over at Literate Chaotic.  Check it out.

[The Johnny]

SPEAKING OF WHICH, THERES DISCO MUSIC WITH ACCORDION

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIS7N7AsNqo

I see your disco and raise you a techno accordion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVYTaice6jc&feature=related

ACCORDION BREAKBEATZ whaat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DoiBBdjto8

Accordion music is so joyful. 

[Cramulus]

here's some discordian accordian music made by my ex girlfriend and I.

http://www.myspace.com/525991563

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

SPEAKING OF WHICH, THERES DISCO MUSIC WITH ACCORDION

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIS7N7AsNqo

I see your disco and raise you a techno accordion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVYTaice6jc&feature=related

ACCORDION BREAKBEATZ whaat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DoiBBdjto8

YOU WIN THIS TIME