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So, yeah, Coyote. It all started with a cigarette, see...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 04, 2011, 07:41:49 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#45
February 05, 2011, 10:31:56 AM
Laughing like a motherfucker! I'm going to spend the rest of the day emailing this to pretty much everyone in western civilisation  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

#46
February 05, 2011, 10:33:50 AM
:mittens:

me and payne now have a good chuckle to go with our hangovers.

President Television

#47
February 05, 2011, 01:51:29 PM
And then I realized that Roger could be Crazy Awesome like the best of them. :mittens: :lulz:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cainad (dec.)

#48
February 05, 2011, 06:27:10 PM
There needs to be a goddamn medal for people who pull shit like the OP. :lulz:

LMNO

#49
February 06, 2011, 02:24:20 AM
TGRR, those five rules are essentially what I've used to get away with being on PD 8 hours a day and still getting raises.

President Television

#50
February 06, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Hey Roger, this isn't Lampshade, is it? I couldn't help noticing a reference to a Barbie Girl Dance.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Don Coyote

#51
February 06, 2011, 06:30:51 PM
149. Must not create new DOD forms, then insist they be filled out.

And just so everyone is aware. I am going to be doing this after getting inspired by my "UnSecret" labels.

Juana

#52
February 06, 2011, 09:31:31 PM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Triple Zero

#53
February 07, 2011, 12:02:34 AM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Juana

#54
February 07, 2011, 12:24:01 AM
:mittens:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
February 07, 2011, 01:05:51 AM
Quote from: Unqualified on February 06, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Hey Roger, this isn't Lampshade, is it? I couldn't help noticing a reference to a Barbie Girl Dance.

No.  The Barbie dance is an old, old army joke.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#56
February 07, 2011, 01:41:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 01:05:51 AM
Quote from: Unqualified on February 06, 2011, 06:26:00 PM
Hey Roger, this isn't Lampshade, is it? I couldn't help noticing a reference to a Barbie Girl Dance.

No.  The Barbie dance is an old, old army joke.

Ah.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Triple Zero

#57
February 18, 2011, 05:54:16 PM
relevant

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

President Television

#58
July 02, 2011, 05:33:44 AM
Bumping. There's valuable and useful material in this thread, and the OP is a good read.

Hey Roger, you wouldn't happen to still have the rest of those rules for dealing with bureaucracy on file, would you?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Freeky

#59
July 02, 2011, 06:06:15 AM
This is one of my favorites. :)
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