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There was only ONE Star Trek.

Started by BadBeast, February 05, 2011, 02:32:35 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
February 05, 2011, 04:59:45 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 05, 2011, 04:49:26 AM
I thought DS9 was the days of our lives in space one?

DS9 never happened.  Well, the first episodes might have, where everything was broken and the maintenance geeks were constantly bitching.

But then the aliens that looked like alligators ate everyone.  The rest of the series NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#16
February 05, 2011, 05:04:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 04:58:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 04:47:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 04:39:19 AM
ATTN, LESSER MORTALS:  Star Trek TNG wasn't Star Trek.  It was Days of Our Lives in space.  REAL Star Trek was Gunsmoke in space.  Also, Shatner.

That is all.  You may now return to your cheap knock-off, badly written crap about a warship with a 12 year old at the helm.

ATTN. OLD DUDE: TNG IS STAR TREK. Hate to burst your bubble but Stewart is way more awesome than Shitner. Sorry, but this is a universal constant. Shitner will always be < Stewart.

Really if you want to see bad acting, see William Shatner. All due respect, but it's like holding a candle to a nuke. we all hate Frenchman, and we hate Englishmen pretending to be Frenchmen even more, but goddamn, Jean-Luc Picard is more awesome than all of PD.com hands down.




Let the jihad begin.

The fact that an Irishman is voicing this opinion is proof that it isn't correct.

That is all.

TGRR,
Knows that space is full of Scotsmen, they left the Irish to drunkenly punch themselves to death back on Earth.

:dork

Ok, what about Crewman, what was his name, Riley? They made a big deal out of him being Irish.
Scotty? He would have worn a skirt if the Federation let him.
Miles O'Brien? Second most represented Star Trek character in all of Star Trek History (after Worf, who is an honorary Irishman, owing to the fact he is Klingon, notwisthstanding he was raised in Belarus)

:/dork
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#17
February 05, 2011, 05:22:39 AM
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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The Good Reverend Roger

#18
February 05, 2011, 05:28:00 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 05, 2011, 05:22:39 AM


Nobody's throwing a gasoline bomb.  I call photoshop shennanigans.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
February 05, 2011, 05:28:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 05:04:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 04:58:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 04:47:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 04:39:19 AM
ATTN, LESSER MORTALS:  Star Trek TNG wasn't Star Trek.  It was Days of Our Lives in space.  REAL Star Trek was Gunsmoke in space.  Also, Shatner.

That is all.  You may now return to your cheap knock-off, badly written crap about a warship with a 12 year old at the helm.

ATTN. OLD DUDE: TNG IS STAR TREK. Hate to burst your bubble but Stewart is way more awesome than Shitner. Sorry, but this is a universal constant. Shitner will always be < Stewart.

Really if you want to see bad acting, see William Shatner. All due respect, but it's like holding a candle to a nuke. we all hate Frenchman, and we hate Englishmen pretending to be Frenchmen even more, but goddamn, Jean-Luc Picard is more awesome than all of PD.com hands down.




Let the jihad begin.

The fact that an Irishman is voicing this opinion is proof that it isn't correct.

That is all.

TGRR,
Knows that space is full of Scotsmen, they left the Irish to drunkenly punch themselves to death back on Earth.

:dork

Ok, what about Crewman, what was his name, Riley? They made a big deal out of him being Irish.
Scotty? He would have worn a skirt if the Federation let him.
Miles O'Brien? Second most represented Star Trek character in all of Star Trek History (after Worf, who is an honorary Irishman, owing to the fact he is Klingon, notwisthstanding he was raised in Belarus)

:/dork

I think we've established that TNG doesn't count. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
February 05, 2011, 05:40:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 05:28:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 05:04:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 04:58:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 04:47:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 04:39:19 AM
ATTN, LESSER MORTALS:  Star Trek TNG wasn't Star Trek.  It was Days of Our Lives in space.  REAL Star Trek was Gunsmoke in space.  Also, Shatner.

That is all.  You may now return to your cheap knock-off, badly written crap about a warship with a 12 year old at the helm.

ATTN. OLD DUDE: TNG IS STAR TREK. Hate to burst your bubble but Stewart is way more awesome than Shitner. Sorry, but this is a universal constant. Shitner will always be < Stewart.

Really if you want to see bad acting, see William Shatner. All due respect, but it's like holding a candle to a nuke. we all hate Frenchman, and we hate Englishmen pretending to be Frenchmen even more, but goddamn, Jean-Luc Picard is more awesome than all of PD.com hands down.




Let the jihad begin.

The fact that an Irishman is voicing this opinion is proof that it isn't correct.

That is all.

TGRR,
Knows that space is full of Scotsmen, they left the Irish to drunkenly punch themselves to death back on Earth.

:dork

Ok, what about Crewman, what was his name, Riley? They made a big deal out of him being Irish.
Scotty? He would have worn a skirt if the Federation let him.
Miles O'Brien? Second most represented Star Trek character in all of Star Trek History (after Worf, who is an honorary Irishman, owing to the fact he is Klingon, notwisthstanding he was raised in Belarus)

:/dork

I think we've established that TNG doesn't count. 

TNG counts more simply due to Patrick Stewart/JL Picard/Prof Xavier/Sejanus/Really gay dude in Jeffrey/CIA dude in American Dad

What about Shatner? What about his totally awesome music career? Spock and Uhura were the only cool characters on that series, and maybe with a side of Checkov for Cold War points.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 05:28:00 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 05, 2011, 05:22:39 AM


Nobody's throwing a gasoline bomb.  I call photoshop shennanigans.

Obligatory :fap:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#21
February 05, 2011, 05:43:59 AM
Also this thread is now about nosebleeders vs nosebleeders

-Doktor Blight
actually is a chronic nosebleeder.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
February 05, 2011, 05:50:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 05:40:58 AM

What about Shatner? What about his totally awesome music career?

What about it?

At least he didn't ruin Moby Dick like Stewart did.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#23
February 05, 2011, 05:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 05:50:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 05:40:58 AM

What about Shatner? What about his totally awesome music career?

What about it?

At least he didn't ruin Moby Dick like Stewart did.

Moby Dick by Melville or Moby Dick the intrumental by your favorite British yodeling squad? Either way, I have to hear this.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
February 05, 2011, 05:57:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 05:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 05:50:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 05:40:58 AM

What about Shatner? What about his totally awesome music career?

What about it?

At least he didn't ruin Moby Dick like Stewart did.

Moby Dick by Melville or Moby Dick the intrumental by your favorite British yodeling squad? Either way, I have to hear this.

Moby Dick by Melville.  The MOST IMPORTANT SCENE OF THE STORY (the dead captain "waving the ship in"), the scene that MADE THE WHOLE POINT OF THE BOOK (ie, the men follow him, even in death), was chopped off, and the whale just rams the ship and sinks it.

TOTALLY FUCKING RUINED FOREVER.

Patrick Stewart was part of that.  He should have his nose chopped off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#25
February 05, 2011, 06:01:10 AM Last Edit: February 05, 2011, 06:02:52 AM by Doktor Blight
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 05:57:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 05:54:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 05:50:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 05:40:58 AM

What about Shatner? What about his totally awesome music career?

What about it?

At least he didn't ruin Moby Dick like Stewart did.

Moby Dick by Melville or Moby Dick the intrumental by your favorite British yodeling squad? Either way, I have to hear this.

Moby Dick by Melville.  The MOST IMPORTANT SCENE OF THE STORY (the dead captain "waving the ship in"), the scene that MADE THE WHOLE POINT OF THE BOOK (ie, the men follow him, even in death), was chopped off, and the whale just rams the ship and sinks it.

TOTALLY FUCKING RUINED FOREVER.

Patrick Stewart was part of that.  He should have his nose chopped off.

Well, as a Dune fan, I can tell you that he doesn't shit gold (Gurney Halleck), but he's a solid actor otherwise.

But as far as Star Trek goes, Picard would fucking Kirk any day. Kirk's too jerky. Picard would laugh and diplomacy him to death. Providing that Spock didn't come to Kirk's rescue.

ETA: And Riker would seduce Kirk's crew in the mean time. Hands down.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
February 05, 2011, 06:11:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 06:01:10 AM

Well, as a Dune fan,

Well, that explains everything.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#27
February 05, 2011, 06:17:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:11:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 06:01:10 AM

Well, as a Dune fan,

Well, that explains everything.

Sure, just go after the fact that I like Dune. Don't back up your TOS assertions.

[blame Dune on Irishness]  :)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
February 05, 2011, 06:54:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 06:17:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:11:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 06:01:10 AM

Well, as a Dune fan,

Well, that explains everything.

Sure, just go after the fact that I like Dune. Don't back up your TOS assertions.

[blame Dune on Irishness]  :)

I don't have to.  Shatner did that for me.

Shatner fucked women that had goddamn ANTENNAE.

AND he had a girdle WAY before Riker.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#29
February 05, 2011, 07:02:50 AM
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