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Started by BadBeast, February 05, 2011, 02:32:35 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#30
February 05, 2011, 07:25:37 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#31
February 05, 2011, 07:27:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:54:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 06:17:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:11:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 06:01:10 AM

Well, as a Dune fan,

Well, that explains everything.

Sure, just go after the fact that I like Dune. Don't back up your TOS assertions.

[blame Dune on Irishness]  :)

I don't have to.  Shatner did that for me.

Shatner fucked women that had goddamn ANTENNAE.

AND he had a girdle WAY before Riker.

:facepalm:

^there for a reason. Sorry, is that a full head of jerky hair I see? Oh. No. It's Jean-Luc fucking Picard.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Requia ☣

#32
February 05, 2011, 07:52:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 04:59:45 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 05, 2011, 04:49:26 AM
I thought DS9 was the days of our lives in space one?

DS9 never happened.  Well, the first episodes might have, where everything was broken and the maintenance geeks were constantly bitching.

But then the aliens that looked like alligators ate everyone.  The rest of the series NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED.

You just can't appreciate a good space opera.

Also the maintenance staff kept bitching right up till the end where they go off to do anything besides maintenance work.
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Requia ☣

#33
February 05, 2011, 07:54:16 AM
I've also decided that TOS wins, on the grounds that Shatner had his shirt ripped off every other episode.  :fap:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

BadBeast

#34
February 05, 2011, 10:22:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 05:50:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 05:40:58 AM

What about Shatner? What about his totally awesome music career?

What about it?

At least he didn't ruin Moby Dick like Stewart did.
He's just released a new Album, of Metal!



"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#35
February 05, 2011, 10:25:19 AM

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#36
February 05, 2011, 11:19:40 AM
Picard is hard. He will shoot the children. To death.

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
February 05, 2011, 05:38:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 07:27:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:54:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 06:17:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 05, 2011, 06:11:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on February 05, 2011, 06:01:10 AM

Well, as a Dune fan,

Well, that explains everything.

Sure, just go after the fact that I like Dune. Don't back up your TOS assertions.

[blame Dune on Irishness]  :)

I don't have to.  Shatner did that for me.

Shatner fucked women that had goddamn ANTENNAE.

AND he had a girdle WAY before Riker.

:facepalm:

^there for a reason. Sorry, is that a full head of jerky hair I see? Oh. No. It's Jean-Luc fucking Picard.

Picard and his "acting".  PATOIEE!

Shatner never had time for that shit, because he was setting his PHASER TO KILL.  While he came in peace.  And fucked all the alien's women.  While not interfering.

Also, Shatner had TJ Hooker's mad fighting skills, and would fucking Picard sideways.

PLUS, Shatner would beam his ENTIRE COMMAND TEAM down onto an unknown planet, WITHOUT MARINES.  Because he was as hard as Dick Cheney's heart.  Who's minding the spaceship?  Oh, yeah, NOBODY, because it's AFRAID OF KIRK and won't do a damn thing wrong.

Shatner was also not afraid to drink a 40 and fly a shuttlecraft.  He was so badass he CRASHED EVERY TIME, and never got a SCRATCH. 

Can Picard do that?  Fuck no, he's always like, "look at that amazing landing", and his crew is all like "Snore", because that's what the audience does, too.

Also, photon torpedos EVERY EPISODE.

Who the fuck says I can't handle space opera?  FUCK YOU, I AM space opera!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
February 05, 2011, 06:02:13 PM
It occurs to me that Shatner was more than a little bit gangsta.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#39
February 05, 2011, 06:07:58 PM
Shatner would also never have been weak enough to be assimilated.

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
February 05, 2011, 06:10:21 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 05, 2011, 06:07:58 PM
Shatner would also never have been weak enough to be assimilated.

Fuck no.  He'd have fucked the Borg doggy-style, wiped his dick on it's ass cheeck, and left a fiver on the dresser.

And would Picard have been able to deal with The World Crusher - which apparently was this gynormous turd of Richter's that floats in space?

Fuck no.  Universe over.  Picard loses.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#41
February 05, 2011, 06:20:44 PM
there needs to be a new star trek series wif moar half nekkid aliem wimminz and wif red shirts dying every episode and a brawl. and REAL booze.

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
February 05, 2011, 06:21:19 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 05, 2011, 06:20:44 PM
there needs to be a new star trek series wif moar half nekkid aliem wimminz and wif red shirts dying every episode and a brawl. and REAL booze.

And photon torpedos as the first option.  FUCK YEAH.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BadBeast

#43
February 05, 2011, 06:28:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 05, 2011, 06:07:58 PM
Shatner would also never have been weak enough to be assimilated.
No, but he got his flabby old arse stuck in the Nexus for ever, and had to be rescued by ahm,  Captain Jean fucking Locutus of fucking Borg Picard.
And what does he do as soon as he's out? Oh yeah, get's shot by some crunky Nexus head, and dies! Shatnired it right up!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
February 05, 2011, 06:31:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 05, 2011, 06:28:47 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 05, 2011, 06:07:58 PM
Shatner would also never have been weak enough to be assimilated.
No, but he got his flabby old arse stuck in the Nexus for ever, and had to be rescued by ahm,  Captain Jean fucking Locutus of fucking Borg Picard.
And what does he do as soon as he's out? Oh yeah, get's shot by some crunky Nexus head, and dies! Shatnired it right up!

TNG propaganda.  Never happened.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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