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UNLIMITED PARKOUR APPRECIATION THREAD!

Started by GIGGLES, February 07, 2011, 03:19:16 PM

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GIGGLES

February 07, 2011, 03:19:16 PM
PARKOUR IS FUKKEN AWESOME! FUCK!

Telarus

#1
February 07, 2011, 09:47:16 PM
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The Johnny

#2
February 07, 2011, 09:53:33 PM
Quote from: Telarus on February 07, 2011, 09:47:16 PM


Now do it with a pogo stick, smartass
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

themenniss

#3
February 07, 2011, 10:29:19 PM
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

President Television

#4
February 08, 2011, 12:53:03 AM
Parkour is, indeed, fucking awesome.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Icey

#5
February 08, 2011, 01:50:46 AM
I think Parkour is a great force-amplifier for posterGASM. I need to learn.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

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February 09, 2011, 02:08:12 AM Last Edit: February 09, 2011, 06:15:04 PM by SHIBBOLEET THE ANNIHILATOR
If you really do decide to learn parkour make sure not to overdo it. Just start with running and getting yourself into shape. Go slow and get the basics down solid - you need a solid foundation or you will end up with permanent injuries. One of my friends almost died attempting shit he wasn't ready for.

One day, you'll be awesome at it like I am:



^there was supposed to be a funny gif of a guy attempting parkour here.

Seriously though, it will fuck your shit up if you're not smart about it.

The Johnny

#7
February 09, 2011, 02:44:34 AM

Speaking of which....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYTcodJ2YQ8

How not to.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

themenniss

#8
February 09, 2011, 06:27:36 AM
1. learn to roll damn it. rolling is important. it'll keep your knees in good nick.
2. get a mate to do it, or a few mates. if you don't have any mates that want to. make some more friends.
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'
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