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Catholic Church approves iPhone app for Confession.

Started by Suu, February 08, 2011, 02:35:12 PM

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#30
February 08, 2011, 06:26:26 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 08, 2011, 04:45:04 PM
LOVE this.  God Bless America.  ETA:  Of course, they've had the call to prayer app for Muslims for a while now.

That makes far more sense than a confession one.


Also, I highly approve of a satanist version of this, mostly to fuck with Apple, who will be screwed either way when the approve/disapprove the app.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Suu

#31
February 08, 2011, 10:35:11 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 08, 2011, 06:23:39 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 08, 2011, 04:55:35 PM
No way, he's all priest-like now. He's not a sultry 20 something teasing the teenage girls into going to mass. It's too late, he's too far gone...


You have no idea...NONE.

Ugh...Holy shit, all the articles on him are about his workout regimen. FUCK YOU, GOD!

Protip: You want to fuck a priest? Dress up as a small boy :evil:


You have no idea how much you are ruining this for me. You have NO IDEA.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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Jenne

#32
February 10, 2011, 08:17:22 PM
:lulz: @ Suu.  I never had the fantasy over seducing a man of the cloth--but we did have a cute pastor growing up.  Thing is, he was right there with his Barbie wife who really WAS a great person.  So any lascivious thoughts I'd have had were pretty stillborn.

Seems to me it's a variation on theme--man in uniform?

Rod Stewart

#33
February 10, 2011, 08:48:28 PM
How bout I put on my engineer's uniform and you and I take a ride on the DownTown Train, if you know what I'm saying.....

navkat

#35
February 11, 2011, 06:42:17 AM
"I can't WAIT til this comes out for Android!"
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#36
February 11, 2011, 08:16:26 AM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

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